Joke Interlude from Election Proceedings...

[carlotta]

A blonde decides to do something wild that she hasn't done before -- rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.

The blonde says, "I just rented an adult movie from you, and there's nothing on the tape but static."

The store clerk replies, "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

The blonde says, "It's called Head Cleaner."

**tee hee**
Carlotta

 

[drromance]

really cute!!

 

[Swguy]

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George W. a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message:

"370HSSV-0773H"


Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Colin Powell. Colin and his aides had no clue either so hey sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, on then to the NSA, then to the Secret Service. With no clue as to it's meaning, they eventually asked Canada's RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) for help.



The RCMP cabled the White House as follows: "Tell the President he is looking at the message upside down!"


SWG

 

[carlotta]

For Today

November 2nd has been declared
"National Celibacy Day" ...
No Bush ! ~ No Dick!

hahahahaha NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that's FUNNNNNNY!!!!

Carlotta