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Jess - Escort Canada (Lulu) Possible Micro

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
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After watching porn all morning I decided to take care of business. Ok I decided that someone else should take care of business. I made some phone calls. Versace wasn't ready yet. No luck on Livelinks. Dawn wasn't answering. I remembered about the Lulu post and decided it might be a micro here in Calgary.

Phoned up and was told to come over. The directions were hard to understand but 3 calls from my unblocked cell number got me to the door.

I was lead in by this Asian girl named Jessica. She was about 5'6" A cup maybe 105lbs? Nice ass. I noticed a bunch of shoes at the door. If it was any indication of the amount of girls working I was in for a treat. I asked if Lulu was working. The tits in the picture of Lulu were much bigger and I had a hankering for some titties. She said no and that she was the only one working. No problem. We headed on upstairs to one of the bedrooms.

I hopped in the shower. She joined me and scrubbed up the boys along with some ass scrubbing too. I let her do the front and she told me to turn around and she would do the back. That was good. For a minute I was enjoying it and then I thought I started to smell piss. I didn't know if she was relieving herself in the shower and I thought to not say anything and start the session off wrong. I was on the upstream end anyway so even if she did it wasn't running across my feet.

We dried off and hopped on the mattress/boxspring that was in the middle of the floor. No sheets. Just a towel and a small stand with tissues and a radio. I laid down and then she proceeded to kiss me on my chest and then my stomach. She kissed around the boys and danced around my taint. That was good and I was hoping for some rimming or a BBBJ. I ended up with the latter for awhile.

She then put the Jimmy hat on and hopped aboard the log ride. After a few minutes of that it went to mish. We then went doggy style and ended up with her on her stomach and me balls deep. She reached over for a tissue a few times to wipe her eyes. I'm not sure what for. It may have been contacts but I like to think that she was having troubles with my rail spike.

She had a great ass. I had a great view when I was behind her. She was a nice thin Asian girl. I did enjoy the moaning and yelping. I don't think it was an act. She was a trooper. Finished my duty and we stayed on the bed for a minute.

Back into the shower and more soaping of the boys. No golden shower this time.

The way that it was run I would think it is/was a micro. That's good to see. The house was up for rent so the location might change. It was located just off Edmonton Trail. I won't give out the exact address. You will know when you get there.

Damage was $200. I left a tip for her as well. I told her not to pet a burning dog. I don't think she got it.

On the way out on the sidewalk there was a guy selling tubesocks. 3 for $25. Raising money for homeless or something. I felt kind of bad. I just told him I spent all my money. If he only knew....


I Am.

Liking Pho.

SlimShady
 

Funloverking

Elite User
Dec 4, 2004
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$200 + Tip for Asian micro seems a bit steep.. and just the 1 girl? How old was she approx and where is she from?

FLK
 

bartos

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Jun 23, 2007
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Can someone let me know what a micro is?
$200 seemed reasonable for the services recieved no?
 

Sir_frixalot

Big Pink Steel
Nov 15, 2006
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Can someone let me know what a micro is?
Micro means you have to have a micro-penis (under 3" hard) to be allowed in, as all the girls are teeny little things. Slim has the mental power to shrink it (and also slow his heart rate, which helps too) a technique he learned from The Amazing Kreskin.

Seriously dude, can't you figure it out from the context or just Google it? In VAN it is a small underage asian brothel - WTF - in Calgs we don't go for the underage shit, RIGHT SLIM..? We don't want U gettin in any trubble now..! Those cheese sandwiches in Remand are bad if a drunken Cowboy is stuffin' them up a child-molesters butt...
 

SlimShady

I like to poon.
Oct 29, 2002
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Micro does not mean underage.

Please don't associate the SlimShady Empire with anything underage.

I'm not sure the history of micro but to me it means a FS MP place that is under the radar. Typically Asian staff and clientelle.

Before I go I just eat some pho.
 

Sir_frixalot

Big Pink Steel
Nov 15, 2006
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I am glad ya cleared that up cuz when I Googled it that's what I got... Gotta watch the terminology these days, never know whatcha might be walkin' into un-aware. We don't want a life-altering experience, just some fun...
 
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