Ok, so there wasn’t any peanut butter (which I suppose is a little bit of a shame)… but there was a LOT of Josie. A LOT of Josie. Mmmmm… sweet, sweet Josie. I spent most of the session like a bear cub left alone in a room for a weekend with a barrel full of honey and a spoon. Take that however you fancy. 
Ms. Josie is so pretty. Dark hair… black undergarments… officially certified "ka-POW" body... mischievous smile… yeah, so pretty. She did do that horrible business we fought over to her right wonderbump… and it turns out she also did it to her left wonderbump. It looks nice (I like shiny), but it temporary closed one of the best attractions at the amusement park. Hmmmph. It’s ok, though… there are still so many wonderful things to see and do.
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Ms. Josie had a number of firsts tonight, too. It was her first accident on the swing (you can’t say that Fuznac didn’t predict it…). It was her first juice box incident (not supposed to talk about Juiceboxgate). And it was her first experience with the Stubbornator.
(Sorry.)
Her company is really worth noting, too. She’s kind without being condescending. She patient and lets me meander around fairly aimlessly, but creative when she thinks I might appreciate some guidance. She’s personable, but respects boundaries. She’s upbeat. She’s playful. She seems happy. She smells HAPPY...
She’s really f#cking pretty.
Ok, where’s my spoon...?
Happy thumping, all!
Ms. Josie is so pretty. Dark hair… black undergarments… officially certified "ka-POW" body... mischievous smile… yeah, so pretty. She did do that horrible business we fought over to her right wonderbump… and it turns out she also did it to her left wonderbump. It looks nice (I like shiny), but it temporary closed one of the best attractions at the amusement park. Hmmmph.
It’s ok, though… there are still so many wonderful things to see and do. *thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Ms. Josie had a number of firsts tonight, too. It was her first accident on the swing (you can’t say that Fuznac didn’t predict it…). It was her first juice box incident (not supposed to talk about Juiceboxgate). And it was her first experience with the Stubbornator.
(Sorry.)
Her company is really worth noting, too. She’s kind without being condescending. She patient and lets me meander around fairly aimlessly, but creative when she thinks I might appreciate some guidance. She’s personable, but respects boundaries. She’s upbeat. She’s playful. She seems happy. She smells HAPPY...
She’s really f#cking pretty.
Ok, where’s my spoon...?
Happy thumping, all!
