In response to the Help Wanted

[Krustee]

Hello,

I know this is a very unusual request, but I will try to explain what I am needing.

I have a lovely regular gentleman whom I meet with for six hours each week. He's harmless and sweet, but a little bit quirky.

There is always a luxurious lunch or dinner, and prior to that a 10K run.

(I should mention, you need to be in reasonable shape and be able to run the 10 K in 55-60 minutes while carrying on a conversation with ease).

To recap:

22 inch waist (23 if you are able to suck it in and make a 22 inch piece of jewlery fit while you keep breathing)
Able to run 10 K in under an hour without difficulty.
Reliable and drug free.

Donation is $2000 for the six hours.

Please PM me if you are interested. Gentlemen, if you know of any Vancouver escorts who fit the bill (the small waist is REALLY difficult to find), please either provide her with my contact information or ask her permission to PM me hers.

Now, I read this & was thinkin to myself that I could easily put on my favourite dress & high heels after the 10k waltz, then kick it kinky style with the geriatric anorexia aficionado for the remainder of the eve, however that just may be a "pipe dream"...
I'll be honest here;

• I can't run a 10k in 1 day let alone 1 hour
• I can barely suck my gut in enough to put on my size 34's let alone a 22" whale boned waist wrecker
• I can't sit down & eat a luxurious lunch or dinner cuz I'm used to Uncle Willy's buffet & those fancy joints just don't give ya enough food.
• I've been called many things but reliable just ain't one of em
• I could stop smoking dope for the run & dinner but after I eat man I just gotta get a hit off the pipe or I start going schkitzo

BUT!!!!

For $2000 dollas in only 6 hours!!!

Hell, I'll force that thin lizzy lover to hit my crack pipe till he's baked then run him on the treadmill for a few minutes, take him to Uncle Willy's, stuff him full o' fried chicken & mashed taters and after we get back home I'll dance a jig in my G-string!

Gol durnit, I'll even shave my back for the little fetish freak!

Better yet, I'll put some of my magic mushrooms in his mashed taters & gravy then let him shave my back!

Cuz sista... $2000 dollas is a tad more than I take home in a whole damn week afta the Socialist Republic of Canada rapes me in taxes!

So, if yer skinny mini teensie weensie thin waist watcher wants ta take a departure to the WILD side...
I'm your man - er... I mean - Woman!


Hey!!

I just had a great idea!
If he's into threesomes I could bring along my GF?