I'm a lesbian.

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After several weeks of being out on the range, the cowboy gets a couple of days in town.

He heads over to his favourite bar for a drink and a little relaxation. After his eyes adjust to the dim light and smokey atmosphere, he sees a very attractive lady sitting at the bar. He slides up beside her and they engage in some conversation. After a while the young lady asks him what he does. He replies..."I'm a cowboy and I look after cattle all day long". He then asks her what she does. She answers..."I'm a lesbian, and I think of pussy all day long". They finish their drinks and the lady moves on.

Further down the bar, another very attractive young lady watched the exchange and came over and sat beside the cowboy. She says "I'm a very well reviewed courtesan and I noticed you look a little lonely, what do you do"? The cowboy replies...I'm a lesbian.
 
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After several weeks of being out on the range, the cowboy gets a couple of days in town.

He heads over to his favourite bar for a drink and a little relaxation. After his eyes adjust to the dim light and smokey atmosphere, he sees a very attractive lady sitting at the bar. He slides up beside her and they engage in some conversation. After a while the young lady asks him what he does. He replies..."I'm a cowboy and I look after cattle all day long". He then asks her what she does. She answers..."I'm a lesbian, and I think of pussy all day long". They finish their drinks and the lady moves on.

Further down the bar, another very attractive young lady watched the exchange and came over and sat beside the cowboy. She says "I'm a very well reviewed courtesan and I noticed you look a little lonely, what do you do"? The cowboy replies...I'm a lesbian.
....hehe... nicely played ;)

and, to toss my own into the hat... You are, I assume, aware of all the dumb blonde jokes out there.. right..? well, did you know, there are in fact only TWO actual blonde jokes? <grin> all the rest of that shit's true ;) (and I am saying that as a blonde hehe)
 
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