If I was going to give Canada an enema

Iron Pooner

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I'd stick the hose right here in Vancouver.

Finally moving back to Calgary, thier's 2 years of my life I can never get back.
 

HoweeMeeker

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You're Right!

There was something about Vancouver the past few years.....seems to have moved on now and all better!
 
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...
 

HoweeMeeker

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Great Advice

Phoenix said:
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head...

Thanks Dr. Phil! :D
 

Iron Pooner

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LOL! Thanks HiFi but I'll have to take a rain check.

I thought you guys would get a kick out of that. I actually find the city to be quite nice it's just that my life has gone from tolerable to absolute shit since I've got here and I am in a definite need of a change.

"Knowing that I've got no one left to blame,
carefree highway,
let me slip away on you."

God damn right Gordon.
 
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uhhhh you guys ever been to Regina? they are preparing for the enema tube as we speak!
 

Kev

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Iron Pooner said:
LOL! Thanks HiFi but I'll have to take a rain check.

I thought you guys would get a kick out of that. I actually find the city to be quite nice it's just that my life has gone from tolerable to absolute shit since I've got here and I am in a definite need of a change.

"Knowing that I've got no one left to blame,
carefree highway,
let me slip away on you."

God damn right Gordon.

Which really has nothing to do with Vancouver but more about bad luck or poor karma on your part.

Keep the chin high Pooner theres bumps in everyones highway. --- Kev
 

j1tanamera

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Hey IP: If you're leaving Vancouver because you HAVE something better already set up someplace else.... go for it,man. But if not, as a recruiter, I'd have to say.... never run away from your problems, but face them and "beat" them. You may well end up getting to where you're runnin to, and find that the grass isn't greener over there, but was actually greener here.... like outa the frying pan, and into the fire.....


CHA-CHING = $0.02
 

hitrack

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Thats to bad IP, but ya gotta go where ya feel at home.

FYI there is a million pooners every year coming into Vancouver just to live off my trash and left over track chicks.

 

Iron Pooner

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"But if not, as a recruiter, I'd have to say.... never run away from your problems, but face them and "beat" them."

My biggest problem is sitting between the chair and the computer.

I've got it set up job wise some what lesser in Calgary, but at least all have family besides my older brother. They're fucking crazy but their family, means a lot when you don't have anyone else.

Thanks for the support guys.

Thus ends the perbing, but the pooning, the pooning is far from over.
 

Avery

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50 Mile Radius said:
uhhhh you guys ever been to Regina? they are preparing for the enema tube as we speak!
As a former colleague of mine once said, "You know, a lot of people say that Regina is the asshole of Canada. That's not true, but you can definitely see it from there." :D
 

Restless

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I travel all over North America in my job and I can honestly say that every city and town has something to recommend it. The only time I get annoyed is when you are talking to someone who honestly believes the universe begins and ends in his mega-hamlet. These folks tend to be the least traveled and the most close minded.
 

Avery

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Restless said:
I travel all over North America in my job and I can honestly say that every city and town has something to recommend it.
You should apply for a job in the Diplomatic Service! :D
 
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