LG, since you're a ghost, and ghosts are a form of after-life, then it stands to reason you must have had a prior life. Add the posts from that previous incarnation, and you would surely top HFS.
That's why I didn't think your 1000th post was noteworthy. No offence.
BTW, I was really thinking of having you over for Christmas dinner, but things got too busy. I was the Master Chef, and my gastronomic extravaganza kept me away from the keyboard through your sad days. My gang are still buzzing over my roast Butterball moist turkey with all the fixins, herb stuffing, honey surgared yams, scalloped & mashed potatoes, drippings gravy, cranberry jelly, crisp veggies, etc... Next year, I promise to make it up to you, and bring you into our family, for that special day.
Cheers!