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DONT REMOVE THOSE! They are essentially the nose-hairs of your ass.Their purpose is to trap poo to signal a scent to other ape-humans that you are well fed, and thus wealthy and resourceful, and thus attract females. If the female ape-human sees and smells poo on your ass, you will surely be able to boink her in 10 minutes (and be done with it in 2).
To remove them: Use a pair of tweezers and a hand mirror. Slap on the Ben Gay first to desensitize your whole butthole area and start yankin'. Bite down on a stick if it helps. Gays bite pillows while their boyfriends help out.
By the way, I don't do this.
To remove them: Use a pair of tweezers and a hand mirror. Slap on the Ben Gay first to desensitize your whole butthole area and start yankin'. Bite down on a stick if it helps. Gays bite pillows while their boyfriends help out.
By the way, I don't do this.
The fine art of anus-shaving
Ah butt shaving,
The easiest route would be to simply approach some gay people standing around a cafe somewhere and ask while holding in your hands some shaving gel and razors: "Hey, lets shave my anus hairs, what do you say!?" You'd be surprised how helpful they may be to you.
But if that's not your thing, well here is a link:
Body shaving guide
"Between your genitals and anus is an area you shouldn’t miss. Once you’re shaved, you’re more likely to receive visitors down there. When shaving around the anus, stretch the skin of each cheek away from the orifice to get a good pass with the blade. If you are shaving yourself, squat in the tub. Razor bumps should be prevented here, so starting the day after your shave, exfoliate with a washcloth in the shower. Keep this area shaved to avoid uncomfortable stubble. Never press the razor hard against the skin here!
By the way, if you have perfected the martial art of silent farts, the lack of hair around the anus will make it impossible to fart silently from now on. Change your diet or something!"
Ah butt shaving,
The easiest route would be to simply approach some gay people standing around a cafe somewhere and ask while holding in your hands some shaving gel and razors: "Hey, lets shave my anus hairs, what do you say!?" You'd be surprised how helpful they may be to you.
But if that's not your thing, well here is a link:
Body shaving guide
"Between your genitals and anus is an area you shouldn’t miss. Once you’re shaved, you’re more likely to receive visitors down there. When shaving around the anus, stretch the skin of each cheek away from the orifice to get a good pass with the blade. If you are shaving yourself, squat in the tub. Razor bumps should be prevented here, so starting the day after your shave, exfoliate with a washcloth in the shower. Keep this area shaved to avoid uncomfortable stubble. Never press the razor hard against the skin here!
By the way, if you have perfected the martial art of silent farts, the lack of hair around the anus will make it impossible to fart silently from now on. Change your diet or something!"
get some beads and some dread curl and decorate your ass ... it may not smell any better but it will be stylin, mon!shak said:
