How do you recognize LE posing as SW?

[lenny]

I don't think there's anything stopping LE from carrying a crack pipe

And now that i've clued them in, it will be required equipment ;

... what you need to ask is for her use it!

Then i'll have to buy her a rock first ;

 

[lenny]

You can try touching her like you said lenny but don't grab your boobs or her pussy most don't take kindly to that.. but try touching her hair or leg or arm see if she flinches or jumpes back ..

If i smoked pot i might have some boobs to fondle, but even then, & if
there were any point to it, i would be to shy to do it in public with an SW.
I would never touch her in any way w/o her permission first, or her asking
me to do so.

 

[tom25]

And now that i've clued them in, it will be required equipment ;

They'll have a special holster for it.

 

[SeekSteadyRegSP]

When she asks you something like "Do you want company?"
you say that you don't go out with cops. If she then says
LE won't do this, while fondling your balls, is she then 100%
safe {not LE} to discuss business details with? Or if she
invites you to touch her {e.g. her breasts, hair, pussy, or a
hug or DK}, is she definitely not LE? Should you immediately
leave if she answers with prices instead of any of the above?
How about asking to touch her {& following through with it
should she consent} if she does not offer? Is one safe w/i
the law by doing this?

Should i take it that publicly discussing rates per hour w/o
speaking anything about specific services & their rates is legal.
For example asking her if one may enjoy her company for 100/
hour? Perhaps adding into that a phrase about "anything goes"
or "not anything you haven't done before" would be ok, too?

Comments, criticisms, bombs, & all feedback appreciated.

Those schemes are largely just traps to suck in the johns who think with the little head. You cannot rely on any of those little signals.

Any "communication" for the perceived purposes of prostitution is illegal, and that suggests that a person driving around on a dark, non residential street where working girls are known to hang out at night, is only there for the purposes of prostitution. Once you pull over, roll down the window, or talk to the girl then you're already guilty.

I strongly recommend parking a couple/few blocks away and always walking up to any working girls of interest. This will cut down on your rip-off experiences and your less-than-desirable outcomes while also letting nearby LE have to stop and imagine that you could, possibly, just be someone walking home from a nearby store or bus stop, etc.

Sure LE is reading this and taking notes, but their strategies are always in place to snare the largest number of offenders with the smallest operation. This means they can sit perched on Cordova street and swoop down on any car that pulls over to talk to anyone and be more effective than to tail you, specifically, through your evening cruise, and then pay enough attention to track you during your walk, and return trip to the car with girl in hand.

I contend that for your diligent efforts at getting out to pre-screen your interests, there will be fewer rip-offs, greater satisfaction on both sides of the world's oldest profession, and less offshoot crime noticeable to people who live in those areas.

The police aren't stupid. I would venture to believe that there is some level of tolerance out there for the prostitution side of things (what else explains Richards and Seymour?), but put the desperation of the downtown eastside in connection with men looking for cheap sex, and the additional waves of crime surface.

Just how bad would the downtown eastside be if there were no drugs and no drug dealers in the area?

There would be much less prostitution, and those engaged in the business would be far more sincere and deserving of compassion from society. There would be much less intrusion on the local residents, and far less desperation to aggravate the situation.

In closing, just think about parking and walking up to the girl who catches your eye. If it is pouring rain then there is even less chance that you will be the one somehow targeted by LE.

 

[lenny]

Any "communication" for the perceived purposes of prostitution is illegal, and that suggests that a person driving around on a dark, non residential street where working girls are known to hang out at night, is only there for the purposes of prostitution. Once you pull over, roll down the window, or talk to the girl then you're already guilty.

What if one is there just to invite her to have a coffee, talk,
offer a smoke, or umbrella, or to tell her about Jesus' undying
love for her? Could LE be sued for false arrest?

Do the girls or johns in the Seymour/Richards block ever get
busted for "communication"? They will never give you a price
for a service, but tell you it's 100 to start & have a good time.
I assume they {& the johns} are w/i the law with that kind
of discussion. And the same should apply to the DT eastside
if the same rules are followed.

 

[Penhold]

What if one is there just to invite her to have a coffee, talk, .....or to tell her about Jesus' undying
love for her?

I don't frequent streetwalkers but here's a novel idea on how to beat LE that I haven't heard before!!

But I think you have to expand on it a bit. How about the following.

Attend church (any church - but the more right wing the better) for a few Sundays and then tell the minister you've been saved and are anxious to see if you can go out and help convert others in less fortunate circumstances. Grab a bible, grab a handful of brochures and other literature from the back of the church, stop off at a Sally Ann and grab even more literature, sprinkle it liberally around your car, and then head to the track.

Approach a girl freely with a smile and tell her that even though she's apparently a streetwalker, as one of God's children you'd really, really like to love her. Tell her you're there on a "mission" for your church, and you know how she can help you get a religious experience and to Heaven....even if only for a few minutes. She'd be flattered to hear how you always get a feeling of pleasure whenever you make a little donation to the appropriate church. Then hum a few lines of "Got 'dat ole' time religion, got 'dat ole' time religion..."

Maybe you can also tell her you've been led astray in the past but that now, if she only takes hold of your "staff of life", she can lead you to better times.....

With a little thought and research you can probably find no shortage of appropriate quotes from the bible, church literature or, better yet, arrested televangelists, to use when talking to streetwalkers. For example, more than one televangelist while being led away handcuffed must have uttered in sheer disbelief "well fzck me!"

Oh - if she tells you to fzck off using the absolutely foulest language, using words you haven't heard before but that make you blush nevertheless, you'll know she's an LE decoy.

 

[1abnadlt]

Penholds eloquence and exemplary genius-level thought process is one big reason I continue to read here; (in addition to - it's a good source of poon-tang)
Thanks Penhold for sharing with us your wisdom.
(and hell, no, don't you guys make the mistake of thinking sarcasm; my praise is genuine.)

 

[Penhold]

Thanks Penhold for sharing with us your wisdom.
(and hell, no, don't you guys make the mistake of thinking sarcasm; my praise is genuine.)

Thanks 1abnadlt.

And there's nothing wrong with sarcasm when done with some wit, a flourish and a little style.

And you can always ask for forgiveness while picking up literature at your local neighbourhood church.

Penhold