I have been hobbying for a little over 6 years now, and I have seen pretty much there is to see in this hobby. I have done most of my hobbying on the east coast, and a fair bit in Asia. Most of the hobbying practices are relatively the same depsite some cultural differences here and there, depending exactly where it is you are pooning. With all this said, I have managed to pick up some pet peeves that drive me nuts when hobbying.
1. When a guy isn't getting hard or into the session, some SP's blame the guy for not being able to perform. Has the SP ever considered that they just aren't doing the right thing to turning the guy on enough to execute. I mean of course sometimes it is the johns fault, drinking to much, being to tired, or whatever reason you have, but it drives me nuts when the SP's don't consider themselves to be under performing rather then the john.
2. When a SP advertises GFE, and then in turn offers services nothing close to a GFE. Of course there is a wide array of definitions for GFE, also depending on where you are pooning. But the basic essential element of GFE, is at least a nice attitude, decent conversation, and unrushed service. A more liberal definition would include DFk, DATY, BBBJ. It drives me nuts when SP's advertise this just to get you in the door, or them through your door, but don't follow through.
3. When an SP leaves the condom on the floor, or tries stashing it away some where that is out of sight, and risks it being found later that night by me, the cleaning lady, or god forbid my SO. Throw it away, or at least leave it plain sight so I can take care of it.
4. Most of the time my hobbying takes place in a 5 star hotel suite, so obviously I am doing an outcall. When the SP's arrive they usually take a look around the large suite or what not. Then they decide to order some room service or drinks. I usually go for the multiple hour sessions anyways to enhance mood and get a decent conversation in. But what drives me crazy is when they order all this shit and don't touch it. They leave the food untouched, they sip their beverage, and almost ordered it just to waste time or order is just for the sake of ordering it. Maybe it is my fault for letting thek order, but hey I want food and drinks too, and it would be rude of me to not offer right?
This is just a few off the top of my head. If you have any hobbying pet peeves, please post them here.
BTW, this is my first post here on PERB. I am an active member on TERB, and have plenty of board credit. Just thought I would expand my board activity and start posting here on PERB. I like it so far. Anyways, glad to have joined the PERB team.
1. When a guy isn't getting hard or into the session, some SP's blame the guy for not being able to perform. Has the SP ever considered that they just aren't doing the right thing to turning the guy on enough to execute. I mean of course sometimes it is the johns fault, drinking to much, being to tired, or whatever reason you have, but it drives me nuts when the SP's don't consider themselves to be under performing rather then the john.
2. When a SP advertises GFE, and then in turn offers services nothing close to a GFE. Of course there is a wide array of definitions for GFE, also depending on where you are pooning. But the basic essential element of GFE, is at least a nice attitude, decent conversation, and unrushed service. A more liberal definition would include DFk, DATY, BBBJ. It drives me nuts when SP's advertise this just to get you in the door, or them through your door, but don't follow through.
3. When an SP leaves the condom on the floor, or tries stashing it away some where that is out of sight, and risks it being found later that night by me, the cleaning lady, or god forbid my SO. Throw it away, or at least leave it plain sight so I can take care of it.
4. Most of the time my hobbying takes place in a 5 star hotel suite, so obviously I am doing an outcall. When the SP's arrive they usually take a look around the large suite or what not. Then they decide to order some room service or drinks. I usually go for the multiple hour sessions anyways to enhance mood and get a decent conversation in. But what drives me crazy is when they order all this shit and don't touch it. They leave the food untouched, they sip their beverage, and almost ordered it just to waste time or order is just for the sake of ordering it. Maybe it is my fault for letting thek order, but hey I want food and drinks too, and it would be rude of me to not offer right?
This is just a few off the top of my head. If you have any hobbying pet peeves, please post them here.
BTW, this is my first post here on PERB. I am an active member on TERB, and have plenty of board credit. Just thought I would expand my board activity and start posting here on PERB. I like it so far. Anyways, glad to have joined the PERB team.
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