When I was but a young lad, I recall one of my earliest sexual experiences being falling asleep, my cheek resting happily on the warm naturally hairy bush of the randy young woman I'd just spent an intense sweaty romp with. Ah nostalgia!
Alas in these modern times almost all these wonderful forests have been clear cut, nothing left but the occasional little clump of stubble here and there. I guess they call that progress!
Now don't get me wrong, I like a beautiful bald beaver as much as the next guy. There was a time when I'd pack a condom and a razor in my wallet, (that got me some strange looks at the checkout counters)! But I prefer them either completely smooth and bald or completely natural, a nice warm snuggly carpet! None of these toothbrush stiff little "V" shaped goatees or rectangular Hitler mustaches that leave behind nasty scratches. Yow!!!
What I'd like to know is, are there any other happy forest rangers out there? And which SP's serve the best Au'Natural sushi in Edmonton??
Alas in these modern times almost all these wonderful forests have been clear cut, nothing left but the occasional little clump of stubble here and there. I guess they call that progress!
Now don't get me wrong, I like a beautiful bald beaver as much as the next guy. There was a time when I'd pack a condom and a razor in my wallet, (that got me some strange looks at the checkout counters)! But I prefer them either completely smooth and bald or completely natural, a nice warm snuggly carpet! None of these toothbrush stiff little "V" shaped goatees or rectangular Hitler mustaches that leave behind nasty scratches. Yow!!!
What I'd like to know is, are there any other happy forest rangers out there? And which SP's serve the best Au'Natural sushi in Edmonton??
