HB40? a backwards review?
A backwards review? Let me see if I can straighten it out then.
I showed up early, met the lovely Ashley I think it was. A sweet girl, she showed me to the waiting room. She came back with my drink and yes no ice, I wouldn’t have complained if the mix was at least cold. She said Jaylah would be coming soon so of course I embarrassed her, how could I resist.
I didn’t mind waiting, learned some interesting thing on Manswers…did you know you can save a person with flatulence in lieu of mouth to mouth or CPR, who knew. Well when she gathers me and leads me into the room, I’m very pleased as this is our first meeting and she was more than I hoped for. Great chit chat and a wonderful sense of humor. I’m a little shy so asking for some ice was my way of getting her out of the room so I could undress and get showered. Yeah it was cold and I had to find my towel but she had laid one out for me.
She was back before I’m towel dried so she had to be patient as I fixed my hair and moustache. Lots more talking, she’s a great conversationalist, I think I got a few words in edgewise. Mostly more complaining…is this the biggest table, I don’t like oils and creams, why so cheap with the towels, the sheet never stays in place, I don’t want a massage and what’s with the lights. Are they trying to save on electricity or is she more comfortable not having to look at me…I’ll bring a bag or hood next time.
Well, trust me she is being too generous with her ratings, attitude I can see, I can be hard to please. But the service?? I do what I can, I’m no Ron Jeremy, well maybe a little looks wise so the rating there is out of whack again. I probably should have gone with a massage…don’t know if it’s my nervousness or excitement on a first time visit but I was finished before she even got started. My BFE service was seriously lacking and she could handle a lot more. But we got to cuddle and talk some more, I always like that.
So we showered together and had some more laughs, I even got a fresh towel and saw where they are kept. I set out the donation before hand and no rates were discussed. I don’t usually tip so I expect to get that back in kind for my next visit.
Realized I completely forgot the music so we listened to a couple songs as she cleaned up and I helped her make the bed. She gave me a hug and a kiss and sent me on my way totally happy and oblivious…she could have at least walked me to the door. So yeah I ended up going out the back and was horrified thinking my truck was stolen.
A very enjoyable session for me. She has a good attitude and service was excellent. She respected my rules and boundaries although she does take the initiative and wasn’t shy letting me know what she likes. Definitely a repeat even if she is nearly 2’ taller than me. She made me feel relaxed and not self-conscious at all. She is an awesome addition to the staff there, I just hope she decides to work a few more shifts. I’ll try not to be so whiny next time but would it kill ya to bend your knees a little, my tippy toes are killing me.
Thanks for the review Jaylah, but I don’t think girls are very good at this. Looks wise I’m a 5.5 at best, attitude 7 I think is right, I’m usually always positive. The service I don’t know…my mileage varies I guess. I’m eager to please and willing to learn…Katlyn has explained where the G-spot is, now what am I supposed to do with it? Some like it quick and painless, others slow and sloppy, but I’m not a mind reader or even a very good body reader, I don’t mind being told or even what I’m doing wrong.
Thank you Jaylah, I’ll be back to climb that mountain again soon. You’re too funny!
