Closest I ever came was a few years ago when I was drilling the poopshoot of a 21 year old Asian (as advertised - turned out she was closer to 40) off the corner of her bed. She was kneeling on the corner of the bed with her ass hanging over the corner with me standing behind drilling for gold. I jackhammered away until she quickly excused herself to go to the ensuite toilet. She left the door open and she had a fantastic body, tight bubble ass and perfect manmade tits with a skinny firm waist (for real) and my raging hardon just couldn't wait. I tried to stay back, I did my best to slowly stroke it so I didn't go into the bathroom, but my raging hardon was simply mentally stronger than I was. HE led me in, HE was about a foot in front of me the whole time, raging . . . and into her mouth did he go. . . a few minutes of bbbj (took the condom off) while she finished squeezing out something that was not gold, more brown in colour, and we were back in the bedroom. She assumed the position and a short time later, sweat covered, I near blew her off the other corner of the bed. She laughed her ass off afterward saying that was the first time she blew a guy while taking a crap. I said first time for me too. I am a dirty dirty dirty boy at times