Golf joke.

[Massagegirl]

A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?"

"I was stung by a bee," she said.

"Where?" he asked.

"Between the first and second hole," she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Well, at least she didn't say between the 17th and 18th holes.

 

[BYSON]

2 guys are golfing, 2 ladies are just ahead of them but are going too slow holding the 2 guys up. 1 of the guys says he's going to walk ahead to tell the 2 ladies to hurry up. when he gets closer he freaks out and runs back to his partner. his partner ask whats wrong the 1st guy says i can't tell em thats my wife and my lover you have to go and tell them. So 2nd guy walks ahead and he comes running back the ist guy says whats wrong the 2nd guy say huh it's a small world.