Glossary for Men:
1) She is not a Babe or a Chick-........... .....She is a Breasted Woman
2) She is not a Screamer or a Moaner..........She is Vocally Appreciative
3) She is not Easy......................................She is Horizontally Accessible
4) She has not Been Around the Block..........She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion
5) She does not get Drunk or Tipsy................She gets Chemically Inconvenienced
6) She does not have Breast Implants.............She is Medically Enhanced
7) She does not Nag you.............................She becomes Verbally Repetitive
8) She does not have Major League Hooters....She is Pectorally Superior
Glossary for Women:
1) He does not have a Beer Gut.....................He has developed a liquid Grain Storage Facility
2) He is not a Bad Dancer............................ He is Overly Caucasian
3) He does not get Lost all the Time...............He Investigates Alternative Destinations
4) He is not Balding......................................He has Follicle Regression
5) He is not a Cradle Robber..........................He Prefers Generationally Differential Relationships
6) He does not get Falling Down Drunk............He becomes Accidentally Horizontal
7) He does not act like a Total Ass................. He develops a Case of Rectal- Cranial Inversion
8) He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig...................He Has Swine Empathy
9) He is not Afraid of commitment....................He is Monogamously Challenged
Feel free to add your own....
1) She is not a Babe or a Chick-........... .....She is a Breasted Woman
2) She is not a Screamer or a Moaner..........She is Vocally Appreciative
3) She is not Easy......................................She is Horizontally Accessible
4) She has not Been Around the Block..........She is a Previously Enjoyed Companion
5) She does not get Drunk or Tipsy................She gets Chemically Inconvenienced
6) She does not have Breast Implants.............She is Medically Enhanced
7) She does not Nag you.............................She becomes Verbally Repetitive
8) She does not have Major League Hooters....She is Pectorally Superior
Glossary for Women:
1) He does not have a Beer Gut.....................He has developed a liquid Grain Storage Facility
2) He is not a Bad Dancer............................ He is Overly Caucasian
3) He does not get Lost all the Time...............He Investigates Alternative Destinations
4) He is not Balding......................................He has Follicle Regression
5) He is not a Cradle Robber..........................He Prefers Generationally Differential Relationships
6) He does not get Falling Down Drunk............He becomes Accidentally Horizontal
7) He does not act like a Total Ass................. He develops a Case of Rectal- Cranial Inversion
8) He is not a Male Chauvinist Pig...................He Has Swine Empathy
9) He is not Afraid of commitment....................He is Monogamously Challenged
Feel free to add your own....
