Hey LAG—I remember when you used to post a review almost every day!
For myself, it's been a terrific holiday season...been out pooning every day this week, except Tuesday; not a single really bad lay to report. Apparently the Christmas week isn't a busy time for SPs (at least at AMPs)—so they usually appreciate us "few-and-far-between" ones more.
A man's needs for happiness (well, mine at least) are simple: good food; good friends; good entertainment; and sex, ideally, about once a day. .
I'm glad I've learnt to fly solo—having sex when I want, with women who send out all the right "bursting-with-fertility" signals. Not with some whiny, moody, scatterbrained floozie pressuring me to take her to the mall shopping at my expense, in exchange for a mediocre sex at best.
What happened to your pooning, LAG? You've always been such an inspiration, with your blunt irreverence; but can't remember when I read your last review.
