Bull said:Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
"Mr. President, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims tearfully. "That's terrible, terrible news!"
There's silence in the room. Bush's staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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ROTFLMAOBull said:Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
"Mr. President, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday"
"OH NO!" the President exclaims tearfully. "That's terrible, terrible news!"
There's silence in the room. Bush's staff sits stunned at his display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Based on your description, I'd say it was Karl Rove looking for some hot male-on-male action.georgebushmoron said:I was walking by the Best Western on Granville wearing one of the t-shirts (the one with the big eagle in front of Old Glory) when a fair-haired mid-30's guy with small potbelly, light blue oxford button-down shirt, tan pants and white sneakers came out of the lobby and saw me. He looked like he had just seen his long lost brother. Big ass grin, "HEY PARDNER! YOU UP HERE ON BIZNESS TOO HUH? WHATTA TOWN". I knew that was coming. I pretended to socialize then got the hell outta there.
thats hilarious, poor american can't converse with us liberal canadians. lol, reminds me of seeing a non japanese person in japan and feeling the need to speak english to them even though i didn't know them.georgebushmoron said:Well I guess my Bush-Cheney Inauguration T-Shirts I bought for $5/ea. are gonna be a keep-sake soon!
Funny how when I was in Arlington VA right after the Inauguration festivities, I ran out of clean laundry and had to stay another week for work. I scrambled for some cheap t-shirts and there they were, $5 apiece and they couldn't get rid of the pile of them. My only regret was not getting the one that had his silly mug on it and the words, "ALL HAIL THE COMMANDER IN CHIEF!".
I tell ya wearing these shirts raises some eyebrows in downtown Vancouver. But then another time I was walking by the Best Western on Granville wearing one of the t-shirts (the one with the big eagle in front of Old Glory) when a fair-haired mid-30's guy with small potbelly, light blue oxford button-down shirt, tan pants and white sneakers came out of the lobby and saw me. He looked like he had just seen his long lost brother. Big ass grin, "HEY PARDNER! YOU UP HERE ON BIZNESS TOO HUH? WHATTA TOWN". I knew that was coming. I pretended to socialize then got the hell outta there.





