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Massagegirl

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> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
> > (Hardly seems worth it.)

> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> > (Now that's more like it!)

> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> > (O.M.G.!)

> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
> > (I'm still not over the pig.)

> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off !
> > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
> > (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> > ( What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> > (Something I always wanted to know.)

> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> > (Hmmmmmm........)

> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)

> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> > (I know some people like that.)

> > Starfish have no brains.
> > (I know some people like that too.)

> > Polar bears are left-handed.
> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
> > (What about that pig???)
 

LonelyGhost

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what does that say about the feminists rant that "all men are pigs"?
 

sartorial

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May 16, 2004
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You mean male chauvinist pigs. Yes, I wonder. Damm pigs, er damm feminists, I dunno what to say..........
 

oppai

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BraD Lee said:
Wait.... you mean I'm supposed to be having pleasure during sex? Hell I'm too busy thinking about all the details so I can write a review...... du-ohhhhh!
Classic!!
 
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