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trackstar

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Does anyone else find it appropriate that so many CL girls are posing for their camera phones while sitting on the shitter? Queen of their domain or what?

 

trackstar

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What the hell is that yellow beverage she's drinking?

It's funny but a few years ago, Customs Canada (a.k.a. Canada Border Services Agency as they're now called) wasn't alert enough to confiscate at the border a XXX DVD I ordered from California called Liquid Gold #9 which featured a scene of redhead Audrey Hollander pissing into a champagne glass and then DRINKING HER OWN PISS!!! (Hey, for the record, when I ordered the DVD, I didn't know it would feature a girl drinking her own piss!! I thought it would just show girls pissing and nothing else!!)

Anyways, so CBSA didn't even notice it and yet many years later they confiscated another DVD I ordered from the same company called The Violation of Amber Lynn: A Lesbian Gang Bang, proclaiming it was obscene and featured scenes of sexual assault and is, therefore, obscene and not permissible to enter Canada.

The punchline? I later found the same DVD available on an online CANADIAN DVD retailer based in Onatrio!!!! http://www.dvdboxoffice.com/202-3746002-12746007/adult/adultmovies/products/90010565?fs=true

Go fucking figure!!!!


The moral of this story? Customs Canada goons will confiscate it if you're only ordering ONE copy of an obscene XXX DVD but they can't be bothered to get off their asses if you're a company who orders HUNDREDS of copies of the same DVD for retail sale online!


(Sorry, trackstar, for straying off topic there!)
It's the lounge dude. Tangents accepted ;)
 

H.Miller

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If she already filled the jug, what is she doing on the shitter?
 

visiting

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right behind you!
The moral of this story? Customs Canada goons will confiscate it if you're only ordering ONE copy of an obscene XXX DVD but they can't be bothered to get off their asses if you're a company who orders HUNDREDS of copies of the same DVD for retail sale online![/B][/COLOR]
naaaa,

Customs agents like Porn too..... taking your copy is easy, taking 100's means lots of paperwork... LOL


Best thing to do is not to put the name on the invoice, then you would have a better chance it going un noticed...
 

InTheBum

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Does anyone else find it appropriate that so many CL girls are posing for their camera phones while sitting on the shitter? Queen of their domain or what?

Nothing turns me on more than a chick pissing and shitting! Real classy...probably wipes her ass every second dump like HubbaHubba...:D
 
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