Faith DDD

[Justin Case]

Saw an ad for her in the Uptown and was curious so I decided to take one for the team. Phoned her up and could tell from her voice that this might not be such a great thing but decided to go anyway.

I must say she is just another classic rip-off artist and one of the most lazy providers I have ever seen. Charges one brown and three greens for a supposed hour session. Delivers little and promises more if you visit her the next time. I am stupid but not that stupid. Typical bait and switch. As usual one could tell that if you complained that she would go ballistic on you. Typical attitude from a typical rip-off artist. I think you know what I mean.

As for looks, yes she has large breasts and she is chubby. She sort of looks like a large version of Tori Spelling as a steetwalker. Too bad about her attitude.

She also goes by the name DD Amy, Summer, and Barbi. and maybe a few more. When I saw her she was living near the Grant Park Shopping Centre. Beware. Waste your money if you must on useless things but don't give her any. She doesn't deserve one penny.

 

[wpgflyguy]

I think she also goes by lexi. And I agree the worst sp in town. horrible attitude, lousy service.

 

[Marshall]

Sad part is, she'll change her name on the next ad, and it becomes an endless cycle.

Proves that research is your best bet, don't get hooked by a newspaper ad that seems too good to be true.

 

[ComicalKazee]

I got burned by this crack ho about two years ago, when she went by Summer DD. She tells you she's a cross between Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Munroe. What you get is a 200 lb porch pig with a very hostile attitude.

Stay away from Uptown SPs. EC is better linked to PERB and has accurate reviews. Find a regular and stick with her, I say.

 

[Savannah1]

Hey

I also have an ad on uptown, so were not all bad on that mag.

 

[ComicalKazee]

Sorry Savvy....

Didn't mean to paint you with the same brush.

 

[Savannah1]

Tis ok

No problem, i understand

 

[SuperSam]

Summer, DDD Whatever

I got burned by this crack ho about two years ago, when she went by Summer DD. She tells you she's a cross between Anna Nicole Smith and Marilyn Munroe. What you get is a 200 lb porch pig with a very hostile attitude.

Stay away from Uptown SPs. EC is better linked to PERB and has accurate reviews. Find a regular and stick with her, I say.

Porch Pig? You crack me up! Yup! Been there, won't go there again, not even with her wonderful promise of "It'll be better next time" . . . Oh no it won't cause there won't be a next time!

SS

 

[Venuschic]

I'm thinkin'...

Stay away from Uptown SPs. EC is better linked to PERB and has accurate reviews. Find a regular and stick with her, I say.

I should find a better way to advertise since The Uptown, as of lately is placing ads for ummmm...how should we say...questionable people. It's getting quite repetitious now. So many review regarding these "sp's" are warnings to "stay the Fu*k away!"..."classic rip-off artist!". Half the ads are "the agency with no name". Not good company to say the least.

Still like to support the paper though, I think it's cool

XO Brooke

 

[rubintugger]

Stay away from Uptown SPs. EC is better linked to PERB and has accurate reviews. Find a regular and stick with her, I say.

Find a regular? I thought thats why we're in the "hobby". Most "hobbyists" *have* a regular, its the irregular that they want/need from this.

Semantics, wonderful stuff...

Rubin
(no, semantics has nothing to do with semen...)

 

[logsplitter]

Surprisingly, I am told, that an ad in Uptown oftengoes a long way to filling up the ladies date book. The problem with it though is that it does attract some poons that are substantially less than the quality of poon that surfs internet advertisers.