Excuse Me Sir, Is That a Snake in Your Pants, It is, It is...

[carlotta]

Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises?

That's what authorities at Miami's international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight for Brazil.

The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said the man had seven exotic snakes and three tortoises wrapped in nylon bags that had been stuffed into his pants.

He was discovered as he went through a body scanner at one of the airport's security checkpoints on Thursday and arrested by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officials for violating animal trafficking laws.

Authorities declined to identify the man or offer any explanation for his botched attempt at reptile smuggling.

oh WOW !!!!
Carly

 

[Oldfart]

I hope somebody told him he couldn't take those motherfucking snakes on that motherfucking plane.

 

[sbill]

Betcha he fought like hell when they tried to take away his prized "one-eyed trouser dweller" specimen, tho!

 

[Monet]

What if the snakes bite his ding dang?

Never mind ants in your pants, what about snakes and tortoises?

That's what authorities at Miami's international airport said they found inside the trousers of a passenger as he tried to board a flight for Brazil.

The U.S. Transportation Security Administration said the man had seven exotic snakes and three tortoises wrapped in nylon bags that had been stuffed into his pants.

He was discovered as he went through a body scanner at one of the airport's security checkpoints on Thursday and arrested by U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officials for violating animal trafficking laws.

Authorities declined to identify the man or offer any explanation for his botched attempt at reptile smuggling.

oh WOW !!!!
Carly

 

[vancity_cowboy]

'i asked her up to see my etchings,
she said i hope they're not a fake.
i said the only thing that's etching
is my one-eyed trouser snake!'

- old australian rugby song ound: