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Eva on EC

cbit

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Nov 16, 2004
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My balls ached like a bitch so I emerged from the shadows for service, and now a review. I wanted to line up a meeting with someone new, and as is my usual modus operendi, I tried to make a last-minute appt (i like to give myself a chance to back out morally). I sent out a blanket email request to my preferreds - Brooke, Katie, Eva, Sabrina, Jenna (I was going to TOFTT) and even a random CL ad. Brooke was out of town. Katie did not respond. Eva was booked. Sabrina was booked. Jenna didn't respond until today, but was willing - timing was off obviously. Eventually, Eva got back to me at the last minute with a cancellation. I accepted.

Her rate is 2 browns 1 green. Provides the standard services. She has a nice incall apt downtown. She looks as her EC pictures show - a 24 yr old blonde co-ed. She is in shape, but not a hard body, so very nice to the touch. Huge chest, distractingly so. Tatts on shoulder/arm, leg, wrist, and waist (like Megan Fox). Pierced below to the left of her mouth, belly button, and clit. Facially, she is stunning. She looks like a much younger, slightly hotter Lisa Gibbons, if you know who that is.

I arrived and we sat on the couch. The chat was awkward, forced, and trivial. I am not a huge fan of small talk and it was going nowhere. She claimed she is usually very talkative, but was studying for her last final that day and was stressed. I totally understand that. So I went for a shower. When I came out, she was in the bedroom.

We laid on the bed attempting more idle chat. Ugh, not working. Equally my fault, to be sure. Enough, couldnt ignore those huge titties anymore, so started playing with them, sucking them. I honestly have no idea if they are real or not. My guess would be not, based only on sheer size, but there were no signs of scars. I will say that she seemed fairly unresponsive to nipple play. We kissed and I explored for a while intermittently. She is a good kisser, and fairly aggressive. I worked my way down that canvas to a fully shaven honey pot. Nicely put together, no beef curtains here. So I started to work. Tongue around, inside, up top, everywhere. Very little obvious reaction. Her clit is small, and the piercing really gets in the way. I did my best to hit the spots, but was getting nothing. Finally, I started getting reactions. First, her hand came down as if to say, "stop that". OK, I say sorry, try something else. Then "OW". Fuck. Im usually pretty good at this. This put me off a bit. I'm in the drivers' seat, so this is clearly my fault. She says the piercing is hurting. I've decided I fucking hate those things. So I'm done down there. Her turn.

She starts blowing me. Now this, this is very good. Mix of sucking with a weird spiraling sensation, plus hand action. Too bad no balls, but I didnt ask either. She stopped kind of suddenly, which I found a bit weird, but ok, lets move on. She asked about what positions I like. I said what do you like. Apparently, she cant currently to CG - some kind of injury. No worries, Im bored of that anyhow. So its legs up mish. Im drilling that fine pussy and rubbing those tits. Seems to like it. I got a bit distracted by time - only time left for one SOG so I dont wanna blow. But as you know, as soon as you think about blowing, its hard not to do it. Hi mom, oh there's gramma, baseball? Mental imagery not helping. Not working. So I pull out quickly and go for a quick switch to doggie - just to catch a glimpse of myself pounding that co-ed bod in the mirror beside the bed. That's enough, I'm done. Pretty sure I'm the only one who got off this session. Not my best performance. And to her defense, she must have been pretty distracted.

So I clean up and come back to the bed. This time we chat, and surprise! It is pretty nice. Find out more about her. Share a bit. Talk about more than weather. I guess we just needed to fuck to break that ice.

All in, a decent experience. I think a second would be better. I like responsive women more, but its hard to tell if she was too distracted or if I just sucked compared to what she's used to.

P.S. I almost forgot, with respect to the email I sent to the CL ad "W4M 24" - I got a response. I think it is valid, do you?

hi honey, I am real, my services include, full service, gfe, dfk, bbbj,
daty, and Greek. I do offer overnight, but rates are discussed over the
phone for that ;-)****If you want to book time with me, just go to my
agencies site, where you will see my pic, it only costs one dollar to
sign up. You will get a member ID and login, you will also get my
private cell number, then just call or text me. I can come to you or
you can come to me. If you are wondering why you have to sign up, it is
to make sure you are not LE and to filter out underage people and the
ones who are not serious, because I get a lot of e-mails a day. It also
helps my agencie keep track of me in case I get hurt. Sorry I cannot
risk my safety. If you are fine with all of this we can meet. Just go
to http://www.datenicole.com, and dont worry about the billing, the name
is discreet with no contact number.

here is a few more pics, hope you like xoxo
http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/7214/img2234s.jpg
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/270/img1286d.jpg
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3817/2 ... 182317.jpg

MY RATES:

INCALL OUTCALL
1/2 HOUR $90 $120
HOURLY $150 $180
2 HOURS $275 $340
3 OR MORE $125/HR $160/HR

Thank you sweetie, ttys, Nicole xoxo
 

Avery

Gentleman Horndog
Jul 7, 2003
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Excellent review!!

I'm confused, though. In your review, you said her name was Eva and her hourly rate was $220. Yet, at the bottom, the rates are much lower, and her name is Nicole. What gives?
 

bowser11

Member
May 2, 2006
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Read the end of the review Avery...

It explains the seque into the CL girl.

BTW, Craigslist girl sounds like a scam. She looks too good to be true.
 

Sixpak

Well-known member
Jan 18, 2005
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Excellent review!!

I'm confused, though. In your review, you said her name was Eva and her hourly rate was $220. Yet, at the bottom, the rates are much lower, and her name is Nicole. What gives?
I think he is talking about 2 different ladies??????
 

smartGUY

New member
May 10, 2007
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Yes - he's talking about two different girls. I'm sure you've received some PMs on this but it's a huge on-line chat scam.
The girl claims she can't talk with you on the phone until you "register" with this service. She will tell you that if you register for free or one-day membership, she can give you a cell phone and then you can cancel the membership. If you do register, you find out that's on-line chat. Nicole is nowhere to be found, and some other tramp is on a web cam trying to get you to "upgrade." The worst part is that when you try to cancel your membership, you find that they've signed you up for 15 other on-line porn and chat services.
Does it sound like I know what I'm talking about? Was stranded in a US city and tried to contact the exact same Nicole. It was fucked up.
You'd think I knew better. In fact, it's just another reason to stay away from CL for any and all reasons.
 

who cares!!

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Jul 24, 2008
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I as well had somewhat of a not to positive experience with Eva.I found it to be rushed and she was definately not into it, but also could be a case of YMMV.I don't think i'll be trying her again anytime soon.But as far as looks go, she is definately up there, pretty girl.

Destiny I have also seen and not much to report.Service was mechanical rushed and not satisfying to me at all.
Also IMHO, pics look alot better then she does.
 

sillydude

New member
Jan 4, 2007
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regressing

Sounds as if evas performance is going back to the type of service she gave as stacey. Too bad she is smoking hot, but too much money to gamble on getting a good encounter. Especially when there are others that are always good like mystique, elizabeth and ivy to mention a few.
 
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