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we all know listed ages are wildly inaccurate. heres how I guess their actual ages based on their listed ages:

Listed as 18-19 = early 20s
Listed as early 20s = mid to late 20s
Listed as mid 20s = late 20s to early 30s
Listed as late 20s = early to mid 30s
Listed as early 30s= late 30s to mid 40s
Listed as mid 30s = anywhere from 40-70 years old

You guys think this is pretty accurate?
 
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It depends on a few factors, per experience when it comes to Asian providers a good approximation is to do x2+7... But anyway, I don't think it exactly matters as long as service is good and pictures is not too deceptive...

That being said I think that anyone giving any credit to the advertised online age is either quite inexperienced in this hobby or lack intelligence in a way that modern science cannot help
 
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Big_Guy_Rye said:
This craft has always had a measure of deception attached to it. Either from the provider, or you doing it to yourself.

As long as people practicing their hobby (ABOVE BOARD) realize there is no such thing as accurate ages, then who really cares?
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well yeah, it becomes pretty obvious right after entering the hobby that ages arent accurate. would be nice if they werent wildly inaccurate. If I book with a girl listed as 22 but she is 27 but still looks good I dont really care. If I book with a girl listed as 25 who is 35 and looks nothing like the pics its frustrating and a waste of time.
 
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Mr. J said:
If it's the lady in the picture and the encounter is absolutely hot, then why gripe about age?
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I think the age accuracy is more important for people who fantasize and anticipate a lot prior to an encounter. If the lady opening the door doesn't fit their fantasies it becomes a mood killer.

I might be wrong but even if someone is not judgemental or overly anticipating we all have experienced a certain disappointment at one point or another when the door opens up...which goes both ways for the client as well as the provider. I'm sure that some clients in their intros are not all that honest about certain personal features of theirs or could improve how to describe themselves...lol
 
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Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think older women are HOTTER, lol. As I get older myself, I find I connect more easily with older women and have had more 'good' dates with older women than younger women. I've had INCREDIBLE dates across a wide spectrum of ages, mind you, just a few more 'misses' with women under 30.

So if someone is, say, 30 but they're advertising as 25 or so, I'd be LESS likely to see them at their advertised age than if they advertised their actual age. Make sense?
 
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Mr. J said:
If it's the lady in the picture and the encounter is absolutely hot, then why gripe about age?
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I think these days just because its the lady in the pics doesnt mean the lady looks like the pics , with photoshop , dated pics etc.
 
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FreeG said:
Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think older women are HOTTER, lol. As I get older myself, I find I connect more easily with older women and have had more 'good' dates with older women than younger women. I've had INCREDIBLE dates across a wide spectrum of ages, mind you, just a few more 'misses' with women under 30.

So if someone is, say, 30 but they're advertising as 25 or so, I'd be LESS likely to see them at their advertised age than if they advertised their actual age. Make sense?
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you are in the minority statistically. plenty of large replicated studies showing men of all ages tend to prefer woman in their early 20s (strictly based on looks)

but theres also a huge difference between what woman I want a longterm relationship with and with girls I just wanna have sex with, and this is particularly exaggerated when it comes to paying for sex, I place way more emphasis on looks than personality or connection.

im in my 20s, so I find it hard to connect with woman 30+ .

Ive also come to realize that age absolutely does not equal maturity, especially in the pooning world
 
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FreeG said:
Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think older women are HOTTER, lol. As I get older myself, I find I connect more easily with older women and have had more 'good' dates with older women than younger women. I've had INCREDIBLE dates across a wide spectrum of ages, mind you, just a few more 'misses' with women under 30.

So if someone is, say, 30 but they're advertising as 25 or so, I'd be LESS likely to see them at their advertised age than if they advertised their actual age. Make sense?
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I love older women myself as well. It’s just don’t say ur 40 or younger when ur in ur 50s. But for me at the end of the day. If the pics are real of said lady. And I find her hot. Then who cares about the actual age. It’s just a number. But that’s just me
 
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Its ok if you can pull it off with youthful looks but when it comes to all these fakes pretending to be in their 20s or early 30s that end up being the complete opposite in person thats a big turn off from my point of view. I cant count the amount of young asian massage providers who end up being older late 40s to 50+ ladies with gnarly teeth that look nothing like their photos or bios in person. Is that spinach in your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

Oops I forgot my wallet in my car I will be back in a moment.....to the batmobile lets go! vroooom! screeetch!.....blast off! Dunna Nunna Nunna Nunna....
 
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Depends on the situation , and your own personal preferences . For myself , it doesn’t really matter what age a provider advertises as long as she’s hot and under 45 . That’s my personal preference, and as the customer I have a right to a preference.

One time ( when I was very new to the hobby ) I remember going to a lady who many perb members were going on and on about how great she was . I looked up her LL ad .
Said she was 30 , she looked ok , not my idea of super hot but if the service was what they said I was interested.
Location was the middle of freaking nowhere .
After I walked in I nearly fell over . Not only did she look NOTHING like the ad but I had to ask if that was her 3 times . I was in shock .
She was legit somewhere between 65 yrs old and 70 . No Joke . HARD NO ! Walked obviously. Total WOT

That day I learned an important lesson . If unsure , ask the age of the pooner leaving the reviews lol .
 
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ExpCharlee said:
I've advertised as 30 for about 6 years and I turn 35 this year. Considering changing it, not sure if I should or not. What do you guys think? does it matter?
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You should change it. Perception is everything. If you look good for 35 and rough for 30, men will be able to tell and may take offence to you being deceitful. Trying to fool men can be a turn off and may cost you repeat business.
 
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When I was working for someone, she would advertise me as 18 even though I was 22 at the time. I absolutely hated that. I don’t like the kind of men that books you when you’re 18.


Now I just don’t mention my age. If people ask in person, I answer with honesty and they always say they thought I was younger until they started chatting with me.
 
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LC18 said:
When I was working for someone, she would advertise me as 18 even though I was 22 at the time. I absolutely hated that. I don’t like the kind of men that books you when you’re 18.
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Whats wrong with the kind of men who book 18 year olds? does it change your opinion if the guys closer in age to an 18 year old? also I doubt many guys are thinking a girl advertised as 18 is actually 18, they are probably assuming early 20s. could say the same thing for woman in their 30s pretending to be in their 20s and booking with a guy in their 20s, thats creepy on the SP's part

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Now I just don’t mention my age. If people ask in person, I answer with honesty and they always say they thought I was younger until they started chatting with me.
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the most classic lie men tell woman to fuck them lol "I thought you were way younger" always the line to use on milfs at the bar
 
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