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paigesplaymate

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Maybe this might help weed out some of the gals who write and apply, first off as many know I live in Fort Mac and were probley some of the top paid girls and most respected in Canada. Because I work here I find perb very handy because I can at least get a little info on the girls and have meet some really cool people.
Girls if ya want to apply please be honest, I dont like looking like the asshole when you come up here because I have to let you go.
We have a girl right now who offers BBBJ, sorry guys but Im gonna say it, never has been requested here and I think its gross. The idea of someones drippin ozzy pecker dripping in my mouth is the farthest thing from a turn on.
This girl has been warned it happens here one time and she will have her sweet ass on her way back to where she came from.
Its crasy how many people offer these kinda services because it gets them booked. Oddly enough its usually girls who are over weight, older, crackheads. Gives them a one up one the hardbodied girl who takes time to go to the gym, get her boobs done, brush her teeth, do her hair.

Lastly I dont need any liars showing up here! Im not your fucking husband, there is no need to lie to me, im sure you wouldnt want me to lie to you and say oh stay a few extra days and starve ya out rathr than just ship you home.
Just cause Im a whore doesnt mean I have to act like one!!!

Oh and another thing, just cause your boyfriend took a pic of you and people are trying to boost your ego and say your a cutie doesnt mean Im gonna use it on my website, Im fair to the girls, I pay all the advertizing and you dont find agencies like mine where you dont pay on extetions or bunk calls. Dont think Im gonna put it in the paper, I have a reputation and if your not willing to set a example for beauty, and personality, and clean living then dont waste my time.

If a man books you for a hour and you think your going to jump up and run outta the room after 20 minutes or ask for a tip, wrong, were a legal company and the only money you should be asking for is for time. Go clean a barn for 15 bucks a hour for a few monthes cause you obviously dont appreciate the value of a dollar, rather tell the man your westerning unioned your money too that its now the 2000 and repeat clientel is what is gonna feed his ass the next 20 years..

Grrrrrrrrrrr what else, Im sure I will think of something, how can you tell I have had a off day
 

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If a man books you for a hour and you think your going to jump up and run outta the room after 20 minutes or ask for a tip, wrong, were a legal company and the only money you should be asking for is for time.

i agree with this one nothing is worst when your paying for their time and the sp takes off for several minutes during the session and your thinking ok i now have just wasted 20 dollars while she is gone
 

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paigesplaymate said:
We have a girl right now who offers BBBJ, sorry guys but Im gonna say it, never has been requested here and I think its gross. The idea of someones drippin ozzy pecker dripping in my mouth is the farthest thing from a turn on.
Now there's someone who likes her job! LOL
 

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Big Trapper said:
Now there's someone who likes her job! LOL
Nothing to do with liking my job, I can like knobgobbling as much as anyone else but it doesnt mean I want to have a belly full of strangers dna floatin around my tummy!
 

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Nice rant. Hope it got you somewhere.
 

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paigesplaymate said:
Nothing to do with liking my job, I can like knobgobbling as much as anyone else but it doesnt mean I want to have a belly full of strangers dna floatin around my tummy!
Just keep your mouth open and let it dribble down your chin...or spit it back into the guy's...or, or, let him blast off in your face!

But remember, the average shot of cum is a convenient meal-size portion of protein...and free, too! Can't beat that when you're a busy workin' gal on a carb restricted diet.

ps. i would hardly include slicing your chest up for bolt-ons as required hookerfication, nevermind including it in a sentence with brushing ones teeth...but hey, that's just me, the happy-with-my-b's bitch.
 

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PuNaNnY FunK 4 U

Very Veronica said:
Just keep your mouth open and let it dribble down your chin...or spit it back into the guy's...or, or, let him blast off in your face!

But remember, the average shot of cum is a convenient meal-size portion of protein...and free, too! Can't beat that when you're a busy workin' gal on a carb restricted diet.

ps. i would hardly include slicing your chest up for bolt-ons as required hookerfication, nevermind including it in a sentence with brushing ones teeth...but hey, that's just me, the happy-with-my-b's bitch.

I can afford a boosters juice if I want protien, they even will cut up a little bit of grassy shit into it and its only a few dollars. They way I see it ya cant be that busy if your main source of protein is john does dick dribble.

Maybe try takin it in the chest maybe those b's will grow. (sMirK)

Sorry this might sound gross but you may as well walk down the street and pick up a needle in the rain and jab yourself in the ass about the same risk.
You work a square job and steal I will say it how it is and call you a thief, you work and put everyone at risk and want to suck off a guy who your paid to be with your "dirty"

Nothing wrong with good clean fun, sorry I like my pussy to be fresh, getting the funk and not being able to tell which guy give it to you would be about as much fun as having dick rubbed with a wire brush and turpintine poured on it.

I wouldnt give a shit if this wasn't something that couldnt affect all of us. These guys come up here and who knows what critters there packing with them or who they paid and dipped there dick in last. If everyone was honest it might not be a problem but finding honest in this biz I learned is something rare....
 

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wow! sure glad she's in fort mac and not here. can you imagine if that virus attitude hit our sweet city? someone please shoot a load into her third eye.
Yeah your right having someone incourage a girl have respect for herself and her body would be more than some could handle.
This is something I may make silly comments on and try to add a little humor to but it is something serious. Yes we can say we know these guys but really there wifes that been with them for years dont know there seeing you do they? Rather who knows who there wife is seeing on the sly!
Why is it so much to ask to have men and women in this biz be clean? Really is the extra 40 bucks or the good reviews worth it? Does that extra 4-5 degrees of warmth and the maybe 20 minutes of ewwww ahhhhhh worth it?

I know Im a cunt by saying some of the stuff I do but the men are just as responsible as the women offering it. Not that this will ever change things but Im not worried about my name being slung into the mud cause believe me you aint gonna say nothing that some of the girls Ive ran outta here havent said.

So what else am I so wrong about while your sitting there talking about my 3rd eye? Maybe you think its okay to let girls do drugs too, hell that way they might stay cheaper or maybe they might let ya do something they wouldnt do in there right mind.

Say whatever ya want about being happy Im not there, I might be alot of things but I am not bad for this industry, you put your real name, your face in the public and fight for legality in this biz then talk to me. Your probley just like the rest, go walk into the press and say Im a trick and Im proud.
I cant belive I fight to save assholes like you from going to jail and try and make this industry a little better. Show a little respect pussnuts
 

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*shrug* I don't see what is the big deal about this.
It's laudable you and your operatives are operating at a higher health standard but it doesn't mean the bb'ing is gonna go away. The return for risk factor is good enough for some people and they are willing to take the risk and obviously the demand is high enough for providers to offer it.
Just because Lockheed-Martin trashed their stealth program because it's "unfair" to the modern radar system doesn't mean Boeing or Northrop-Grumman is going stop developing their stealth program for the pentagon contracts.
The demand is out there and if you don't want to fill the demand then don't. Don't bitch about fighting for us "a**holes" like you are some martyr because frankly we can take care of ourselves and your profession has been in business since the beginning of bartering and it's going to continue whether you or I or anyone else are here "fighting" for it or not.
 

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n2supersymmetry said:
*shrug* I don't see what is the big deal about this.
It's laudable you and your operatives are operating at a higher health standard but it doesn't mean the bb'ing is gonna go away. The return for risk factor is good enough for some people and they are willing to take the risk and obviously the demand is high enough for providers to offer it.
Just because Lockheed-Martin trashed their stealth program because it's "unfair" to the modern radar system doesn't mean Boeing or Northrop-Grumman is going stop developing their stealth program for the pentagon contracts.
The demand is out there and if you don't want to fill the demand then don't. Don't bitch about fighting for us "a**holes" like you are some martyr because frankly we can take care of ourselves and your profession has been in business since the beginning of bartering and it's going to continue whether you or I or anyone else are here "fighting" for it or not.
You know I agree with you, my post started out being related to girls who come here to work and know how I operate, I am fwd with the way I expect a person to be, my rant started out because no matter how many times I say things like no drugs or no BB they still come here and think there gonna do it, or they can run out the door. I was trying to say don't make me look like the ass when I here complains and have to let you go. It gets hard to deal with when you have worked hard to make a name for yourself and then when ppl make choices to not respect your rules and when are asked to leave they get all pissed off. I wont starve a girl out, most places do for that reason. I know what its like to have bills ectra, Ill let them go and im honest about it, that sometimes can be harmfull

As far as the knobgobbling goes you will see I said things will never change, I have no control over that but I have control over my choices.
I didnt mean assholes directly to you, sorry was fustrated.
 

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I dont quite get this. Am I missing something .If a girl plays safe, and only provide a bj if its covered. Then, isnt the risk of getting anything actually VERY VERY small ? If you work in this business, dont you have to assume that every client that walks in the door is STD positive and take every precaution possible?? If so, why rant about other SPs providing it?
 

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shak said:
I dont quite get this. Am I missing something .If a girl plays safe, and only provide a bj if its covered. Then, isnt the risk of getting anything actually VERY VERY small ? If you work in this business, dont you have to assume that every client that walks in the door is STD positive and take every precaution possible?? If so, why rant about other SPs providing it?
No I mean ladies who provide that service working here and providing that service. I never want a phone call coming from a gentleman or anyone saying they seen a girl who provided more GFE service from a lady and they took it home to there wives. People in porn have test weekly and still things show up. This is a hobby and I might respect a client I know but it doesnt mean Im gonna trust them or the previous persons there with.

I just don't want anything like that going on here, that was only a little bit of what I was saying. I also don't want ladies here who are gonna collect there hour 350 and bail after 20 minutes. I also mentioned drugs, you see in my ads, no drugs no drama, yet they show up on crack and when I drug test them and send them home there pissed and run there mouth how mean I was because they travelled so far.
 

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shak said:
If you work in this business, dont you have to assume that every client that walks in the door is STD positive and take every precaution possible??
I kind of doubt that you would assume every person walking in the door has an STD but the problem is that if even ONE does, how do you know which one. Also, if you KNEW one did, regardless of the protection, I am assuming he'd be out the door as fast or faster than he came in the door.

The reason for the "rant" is that risk may be very small with protection as you put it but something tells me it is even smaller if the other person doesn't have it to begin with :)
 

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paigesplaymate said:
You know I agree with you, my post started out being related to girls who come here to work and know how I operate, I am fwd with the way I expect a person to be, my rant started out because no matter how many times I say things like no drugs or no BB they still come here and think there gonna do it, or they can run out the door. I was trying to say don't make me look like the ass when I here complains and have to let you go. It gets hard to deal with when you have worked hard to make a name for yourself and then when ppl make choices to not respect your rules and when are asked to leave they get all pissed off. I wont starve a girl out, most places do for that reason. I know what its like to have bills ectra, Ill let them go and im honest about it, that sometimes can be harmfull

As far as the knobgobbling goes you will see I said things will never change, I have no control over that but I have control over my choices.
I didnt mean assholes directly to you, sorry was fustrated.
I get what you are saying: You have certain rules set out to ensure the safety of all parties concerned and you are really sick and tired of your operatives thinking they can be "flexible" for a quick buck.
Really bad for you and your reputation if sh*t happens because one of your minions decides to do a dine-and-dash at your expense.
Since I operate at the other end, I don't see (or should ever see) the crap you have to deal with on a daily basis which is probably why we pay a fair amount to commit what should be a natural act between two people.
Anyways, my point is that those acts that you disapprove of will always happen because there is a high enough demand for it and the undesired elements applying at your door will always be there ... it's the nature of your business and it is why most customers will show up at your door and pay the money that you set because in the end, you provide a safe, healthy and hassle-free setting for them.
 

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I kind of doubt that you would assume every person walking in the door has an STD but the problem is that if even ONE does, how do you know which one. Also, if you KNEW one did, regardless of the protection, I am assuming he'd be out the door as fast or faster than he came in the door.
yeah, thats what i am saying. You dont know which one has an STD and which one doesnt. Therefore, you can only assume that everyone is positive and take every precaution possible.

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The reason for the "rant" is that risk may be very small with protection as you put it but something tells me it is even smaller if the other person doesn't have it to begin with :)
Hm... yeah of course if the other person doesnt have any STD, then your risk is 0. Nonetheless, the reality is that STD exists whether you like it or not and they are here to stay. Say everyone in van practices CBJ. Are SPs not going to see visitors/tourist(from parts of the world where BBBJ is a common practice) anymore? If they will still see tourists, then what differences does it make?
 

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paigesplaymate said:
No I mean ladies who provide that service working here and providing that service. I never want a phone call coming from a gentleman or anyone saying they seen a girl who provided more GFE service from a lady and they took it home to there wives. People in porn have test weekly and still things show up. This is a hobby and I might respect a client I know but it doesnt mean Im gonna trust them or the previous persons there with.

I just don't want anything like that going on here, that was only a little bit of what I was saying. I also don't want ladies here who are gonna collect there hour 350 and bail after 20 minutes. I also mentioned drugs, you see in my ads, no drugs no drama, yet they show up on crack and when I drug test them and send them home there pissed and run there mouth how mean I was because they travelled so far.
I feel you here, but like many have pointed out earlier, its a complicated problem. BBBJ is not going to stop...there will always be providers and there is no way you can verify if your client have had BBBJ from some cracked out ho. Therefore; like I mentioned, the best thing you can do is to protect yourself and take every precaution possible. Fuck those who dont party responsibly...

Yeah I can see how frustrated you are with all the cracked out girls applying. But hey, this is a business like no others. There arent too many girls who live a normal healthy life and enjoy this job(i am not saying there is none, but not too many). I wish you luck on finding girls that are truely a gem.
 
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