These types of all-inclusive resorts - golf and sand recreation too - are aimed at the elite 1% who are not price-sensitive and can't be bothered to arrange their own vacation so they go for an all-inclusive one-stop shopping arrangement, like the way Disney or Club Med do it. Just not worth it for most pooners.
Best practical VFM option is to stay at a high-end brand name hotel with an outdoor pool near Walking Street in Pattaya, Thailand. You'll get so much pussy that in four days or so you'll be begging the ladies to stop hitting on you. If you get tired of Thai - if that's possible - you can always bang the Russians. For a few dollars more you can stay on Ratchadapisek Road in Bangkok in a luxury hotel and screw yourself silly with utterly gorgeous women at any of the dozen clubs on the street.
Another idea is to fly to Frankfurt, park yourself in a good hotel and alternate between two FKK clubs: Oasis and Sharks. You won't want to come back. You'll realize how much more civilized the Germans are than us when it comes to the hobby, no wonder Germans are so productive.
