Dirty sheets on an SP's bed—do you care?

[tantalizeme]

You certainly can`t take fresh linen or pillow cases on an SP`s bed for granted.

Actually boggles the mind what I routinely encounter: wrinkled linen with stains or hair on it, and a flimsy, often ratty little towel thrown on top. Of course, the towel never stays in place once the action gets steamy.

You wonder what goes through those girls` minds that they don`t bother changing the sheets after every session. Perhaps they think most pooners are horny pigs anyway who don`t mind wallowing in other guys` dried juices?

Now admittedly I tend to visit "cheap," high-volume micro girls—but dirty bedsheets and pillow cases are by no means unknown in some Indy`s incalls, as e.g. this pooner reports: https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?149089-Stephanie-ers

And it`s true, when I`m really charged up, I could boink in the mud of a pigsty. But I still find it far nicer to do it on a soft clean blanket.

So, rather than whining about a girl`s lack of attention to hygienic frills like clean sheets, I`ve become pro-active to help ensure my enjoyment: I drape my own large laundry-fresh blanket over her bed and pillows.

The girls almost always respond approvingly, but with surprise—which tells me that the huge majority of pooners don`t seem to care about dirty sheets on an SP`s bed.

I know...taking your own blanket to an SP sounds as ridiculous as bringing your own table cloth to a restaurant. But then, you`re probably not frolicking nude on the restaurant table, and you`re not plunking down 6 greens or more for the experience either.

 

[tantalizeme]

I think it would be utterly atrocious and unacceptable for a "higher-end" escort to invite you into a space with unclean sheets. I am not, however, surprised to hear this occurs at so-called "lower-end" places.

I have a funny image of you bringing your own sheet and making the girls crack up

Thanks, Holly, for your well-put response. I think higher-end escorts like Stephanie Leigh—by inviting pooners into an unclean bed—may indeed be doing a disservice to the reputation of Indy SPs in general.

Can't help wondering: when a refined Indy like yourself rents a hotel room for the weekend, do you bring a pile of sheets from home, or do you ask the housekeeping staff, "Would you please provide me with a dozen extra sheets and pillowcases?" I imagine that might provoke funny looks.

About girls cracking up when I unpack my pooner bag: yes, this has caused hilarity on occasion. I don't mind an SP getting a few laughs at my expense, as long as I get a more wonderful erotic experience with various frills and trimmings in return.

 

[COLONEL ANGUS]

i am getting one of these
for my pooning adventures :nod:
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[badbadboy]

One of the key reasons I don't see the same women as you.

No offence but clean sheets and a clean bathroom mean a lot to me. Shows that they take the extra care to make things right.

I did the micro thing earlier on 2004/2005. Insect bites which I presume were bed bugs and other random shit turned me off forever.

 

[jnewton]

One word answer for the topic: EWWWWWWWW

 

[Valium]

That's why we shower afterwards. I am more concerned that the girls take the time to clean themselves between clients. I can deal with the dirty sheets and ratty towels but a smelly snatch will ruin any session.

 

[cjac7214]

This is an interesting thread. I will chime in on a slightly different note to say that a well kept, clean and upscale incall adds tremendously to the experience for me. Erotic Christine followed by Quintessential Courtesan Taylor both stand out in this regard - and they both need very little help as they are very sexy women who are both great lovers. At the other end of the scale, the most disappointing experience I ever had was with Lovely Lily in very large part because her incall is a dump. Her website and the image she presents are very upscale and sophisticated but the reality is far from it. Before the Lovely Lily fans eviscerate me, I said disappointing, not bad. She was an enthusiastic lover, very intelligent and reasonably attractive but not at all what I was expecting, and the dumpy incall was a big turnoff based on the expectations she portrays.

So, for me, and since the whole experience is a fantasy and momentary getaway, I really appreciate clean, upscale incalls and do notice when cleanliness is below par.

 

[Puddlegurl]

Ewww, I just threw up in my mouth a little reading the thread title. Again, with everything else a boy MUST do his homework, READ AND WRITE REVIEWS 2 Mins after you enter the incall common sense will tell you whether its a clean fresh environment, and boys.. please don't feel awkward getting the hell out if its not... Yuck!
It should be like a nice hotel with plenty of linens, fresh clean towel etc, no exceptions. God sometimes I go threw 3-4 sheets a session

 

[AubreyKisses]

It should be a common sense thing but like so many other threads about clients and sp personal hygiene I guess I am not surprised to hear girls slipping up with their in call cleanliness. I always take alot of care with my in call because I want people to feel genuinely comfortable and that even means vaccumming before every client walks in because even with clean sheets and towels and nice scented candles a dirty floor is just as gross to remember after stepping out of a shower. I thinking working in agencies first helped me to understand this really clearly since you always had to change you bed right away and put the sheets in the washer so it trained me effortlessly to just do that as an indy. Maybe the sp's with dirty sheets that you visit don't have in suite laundry and thats part of why their so lazy, not that its an excuse! but I found that having my laundry three steps away is key in helping me keep my sheets and pillow cases washed the day of their use most the time. I hope you stop running into that when you visit girls, it's definately unfair to pay top donation for an un clean space, service and cleanliness go hand in hand.

 

[Lurker 123]

Many years ago I was a regular of one famous sp. After awhile I stopped seeing her due to the hygiene issue. As a whole her apartment was very clean. But when we had sex,every time we did it on top of her bed cover! Wait a minute ,you can wash a bed sheet easily but not a bed cover. Then I asked myself a question. How often did she change her bed cover?
Possibility once a day, a week or a month !The idea had put me off completely!

 

[WreckBeach]

Many years ago I was a regular of one famous sp. After awhile I stopped seeing her due to the hygiene issue. As a whole her apartment was very clean. But when we had sex,every time we did it on top of her bed cover! Wait a minute ,you can wash a bed sheet easily but not a bed cover. Then I asked myself a question. How often did she change her bed cover?
Possibility once a day, a week or a month !The idea had put me off completely!

I think that may have to do with her not wanting to re-make the bed entirely. I've done it loads atop the cover- it's just easier to go with the flow than it is to take the time to strip the entire bed down to sheets before romping.

So long as the bedsheet is clean, I'm good. Occasionally I'll see oil stains from massage oil or something, but that's fine. Occasionally, I'll see skidmarks left by the previous client across the sheet while scooting off the bed. HUGE turn off. Almost as bad as walking into the washroom and discovering an unflushed turd.

 

[MikeyUFC]

Is that you in that bottom picture Shelby?

 

[jnewton]

One more reason that I prefer outcalls to my place. I'm almost OCD about cleanliness. If I saw a crusty stain on the bed, my mood would break. If I'm DATY-O'ing and I get a slight 'aroma' of condom lube or...ech...semen, I'd be done. When I see guys complain about a girl charging above 3, I prefer that girl. Less traffic.

I know that when we get busy, we cut corners and ignore the details. I feel grossed out if a girl has me sandwiched in between a 2o'clock and a 4 o'clock. Maybe I just think too much.

+1

Kinda tough to live the fantasy when you feel like you're standing in line, holding a number waiting for it to be called. "Next"

 

[AA_Train]

I most certainly do care. I think it is almost the equivalent of a restaurant not washing plates after they are eaten off of. It's just good hygiene.

 

[Pillowtalk]

I agree with HT, that the OP is bound to encounter this in high volume high turnover places. But to blame an sp in a micro for the conditions encountered, that is going too far to assume she has control (or time) over the situation. She is just a tenant in the place, not in control of how closely booked the clients are, and I highly doubt it is her job to do the laundry.

Just saying, it seems easy to place blame on someone like that, tho I am not surprised at what is likely to be unavoidable in a high volume, and not to mention, shared location with the traffic in and out, and the higher number of sps in such a setup. These things leave no excuse for the indy who does not share her space with others and does her own appt bookings, so she can take the time to set up. I do think that the sps using towels over bedding would be preferable to the ones who do not, at least the towels can be replaced with fresh ones in spite of lack of time, but expectations of stacks of sheets and time to remake bed 10 times a day in micros, not very likely (not saying each sp sees 10 clients, but in shared locations I imagine the room/bed is likely to see 10 clients)>

 

[MikeyUFC]

You are HOT Shelby thanks for the close up pictures I definately have to see you soon!

 

[tantalizeme]

Alot of MP's are different. Some SP's are entirley responsible for their own laundry. Some of the time they go half and half with the receptionist (girl takes the soiled sheets, and puts it in the washer, receptionist finished the rest and folds or puts it away). I've never known of any MP where the receptionist is completley responsible for all the laundry. It really depends on how militant they are. If a girl can't do her own sheets and is really busy sometimes they can just pay the receptionist a fee of like $10 to do their sheets.

At the MP's I worked at, the girl would take ten-fifteen in between calls to freshen up and set up her next room. When I was answering phones I would sometimes help and straighten the pillows, wipe down the nightstand, light candles, spray freshener, etc if a girl didn't have enough time to do a quick check before her call.. The beds were always made but sometimes its nice to just check really quickly and set the mood, music, etc...For the most part, there was a select few of the girls who cleaned their rooms really well and would sometimes help with doing the vacuuming, cleaning, when it was slow. There were also a lot of girls who would come in, do a call, leave, and leave their dirty soiled sheets and condoms for the receptionist to clean up. Yuck! (they didn't last very long)...

It goes both ways

It's gratifying to read informed, interesting responses like yours, Alexis.

To say, like HunkaHunkaBurninLuv, that "this entire thread is disgusting," is a little like shooting the messenger when you don't like the bad news he brings. And the undeniable bad news is that some SPs (though perhaps very few Indys) expect you to perform the deed on previously used sheets, to say nothing of rarely-washed pillow cases.

In China & HK I've often had to do it on vinyl covering with a slippery towel thrown on top, but at least this stuff is easy to wipe clean.

I agree with brother Valium that, next to a "smelly snatch," dirty linen is a rather trifling complaint. It irritates me more as an SP's sign of disrespect than as a serious risk factor for catching diseases. It conveys the message right from the start, "I want your money, but I don't care to make you as comfortable as possible in return, even if it costs me only minor effort."

Not a good start. But I've pooned for too long to let this spoil my mood. In fact, if I've any ambitions left as a pooner, it's to navigate even the most outrageous SP behavior with cheery equanimity.

 

[SFMIKE]

Dirty sheets, clean sheet? It's all relative.

Try no sheets. That is the norm with the street girls in Tijuana where it cost only 20-25 for a quickie.

There is a reason they only remove one leg of their pantyhose. The less contact, with the mattress the better, and gets them out of there quicker. Like always, you get what you pay for.