Enough bullshit with the "GFE". I found a new one and there'll never be any argument about it cuz every dog does it the same way. That's right folks, I'm talking about the Dog Friend Effect, DFE.
You walk down the street. You hear doggy feet pit-pattering behind you. You turn around, and you realise the friendly pooch has just taken a whiff of your ass. You lend out your hand. He smells it. His mouth pops open and his tongue falls out, in a fit of happiness and excitement. Thick gobs of drool hits the pavement. The dog jumps up on you, landing his front paws on your chest. In revulsion, you pull back. Sliding down, his chest lands down on your thigh, wrapping his front legs around your one leg. His pelvis starts to make a thrusting move. In shock you realise the friendly pooch is trying to hump you.
This happens nearly the same way every time with any dog. If only SPs were so consistent. Perhaps if a bunch of them started acting more regular, we could use the term DFE on them instead.
You walk down the street. You hear doggy feet pit-pattering behind you. You turn around, and you realise the friendly pooch has just taken a whiff of your ass. You lend out your hand. He smells it. His mouth pops open and his tongue falls out, in a fit of happiness and excitement. Thick gobs of drool hits the pavement. The dog jumps up on you, landing his front paws on your chest. In revulsion, you pull back. Sliding down, his chest lands down on your thigh, wrapping his front legs around your one leg. His pelvis starts to make a thrusting move. In shock you realise the friendly pooch is trying to hump you.
This happens nearly the same way every time with any dog. If only SPs were so consistent. Perhaps if a bunch of them started acting more regular, we could use the term DFE on them instead.
