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kankokujin

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hey i was just wondering if derek is still in the biz or if he's moved on cause i haven't seen any ads on cl for derek's ladies. or maybe there are ads but i just don't know that they're his. any info? or can someone tell me his username? i think it was 007 or something but i can't remember. thanks guys.
 

Skinnyfat

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He said he would give me a make-up session, cause I didn't enjoy Yuki.

On 4 occasions I called him and he told me there was no girls or they were off to a party. Finally I stopped calling. That was about a month and a half ago.

Now I see the other girls in that 'hood and no problems.
 

georgebushmoron

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Derek was mistaken for a terrorist and handed over to the Americans, then deported to Kampuchea where he is probably being flayed alive and will probably escape and manage to stay alive by sucking the puss out of the bot fly bite sores on grazing cows. If he makes it back in one piece, he should be able to win in a lawsuit against the Canadian government for at least $10 million. Then he'll have speaking engagements at all the universities and stay in lush hotels and be given an honorary doctorate in philosophy. Meanwhile, the Americans have agents shadowing him on Vancouver streets waiting for a chance to kidnap him and send him to Guantanamo for further questioning and to be treated to "panty wearing on head" taunts by dumb grunts from either Arkansas, North Dakota, or West Virginia. Yes sir, right away sir.
 

goonybird

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Ya, I've tried calling Derek on a number of occasions recently and keep getting a "the cellular customer you are caliing is not available at the moment. Please try again" song and dance.

AFternoon, evening same thing.

Anyone know? Was a great location for me.

Is this new place "Kevin's" that has been spoken of on PERB in the same 'hood as Derek's?

'Bird
 

totravel

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Derek was mistaken for a terrorist and handed over to the Americans, then deported to Kampuchea where he is probably being flayed alive and will probably escape and manage to stay alive by sucking the puss out of the bot fly bite sores on grazing cows. If he makes it back in one piece, he should be able to win in a lawsuit against the Canadian government for at least $10 million. Then he'll have speaking engagements at all the universities and stay in lush hotels and be given an honorary doctorate in philosophy. Meanwhile, the Americans have agents shadowing him on Vancouver streets waiting for a chance to kidnap him and send him to Guantanamo for further questioning and to be treated to "panty wearing on head" taunts by dumb grunts from either Arkansas, North Dakota, or West Virginia. Yes sir, right away sir.
That is, if Jack Bauer doesn't rescue (or kill) him first.:D
 

bbbjtccimX2

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Derek was mistaken for a terrorist and handed over to the Americans, then deported to Kampuchea where he is probably being flayed alive and will probably escape and manage to stay alive by sucking the puss out of the bot fly bite sores on grazing cows. If he makes it back in one piece, he should be able to win in a lawsuit against the Canadian government for at least $10 million. Then he'll have speaking engagements at all the universities and stay in lush hotels and be given an honorary doctorate in philosophy. Meanwhile, the Americans have agents shadowing him on Vancouver streets waiting for a chance to kidnap him and send him to Guantanamo for further questioning and to be treated to "panty wearing on head" taunts by dumb grunts from either Arkansas, North Dakota, or West Virginia. Yes sir, right away sir.
That is, if Jack Bauer doesn't rescue (or kill) him first.:D
then he or she publlishes there memoirs about life as sex trade wroker, gets rich. Then goverment uses it as a educational tool, and in an atempt to make the police look more like heros...




you guys crack me up! hahaha

mixing politics with 24, but where you get the "sucking puss from bot fly bites" from
 
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