David Carridine (little grasshopper)

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Too soon for David Carradine jokes?
Probably, but fuck it .



Q: What is David Carradine's favorite game?
A: Hangman



Q: Why did David Carradine have a porno in his car?
A: Because it was Auto-Erotic



Q: Is it true that David Carradine is hung like an elephant?
A: No, they don't hang elephants in Thailand.



Q: What do David Carradine and black men have in common?
A: They are both well hung.


Q: What's the difference between David Carradine and Heath Ledger?
A: Nothing, now.



Q: What is David Carradine's favorite Chinese food dish?
A: Egg foo hung myself.



Q: Why didn't David Carradine cross the road?
A: Because he hung himself last night.



Q: What do David Carradine's neck and penis have in common?
A: A rope.



Q: What's David Carradine's favorite song?
A: One night in Bangkok.







I know I know, if there was a Hell I´d be going there, but there´s not so i´m not .



Ohh, Hang on , I found some more.







I see David Carradine has finally mastered the five finger death wank... He learned the art from 'Master' Bates!


Many people embarrass their family by coming out of the closet.

David Carradine embarrassed his trying to come in it.


While working as a pest control agent in Thailand I was asked to a hotel to remove a dead grasshopper hanging from a door in the hotel room.When I went in there you`ll never guess what......


Someone at CNN has a sense of humour.

In their story about the death of David Carradine, two of his films they mentioned were "The Long Goodbye" and "Bound for Glory".


Confucius says

Man who hang himself in Bangkok hotel room

Trying to kill bill, by not paying it.


David Carradine was doing tai chi on the beach when he stepped on a lamp. He gave it a rub and out came a genie. She declares "You can have three wishes!"

David thought and said "well first of all, I wanna make a new movie, something really good, so people will stop bitching about my age." Poof, the genie declares the contract's in the post. He thinks some more and declares "I want a holiday, somewhere nice with cheap sex." Boof, he's in Thailand.

The genie gets all pissed coz he hasn't wished for anything interesting yet and says "these wishes are kinda standard, and nothing you couldn't achieve on your own, isn't there anything else you want that only I could help with?"

"Hmm... well, alright, I give in - I wanna be hung like a black man."
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You're right. It's too soon. Any time would have been too soon. To even make such comments about the deceased shows a complete lack of taste and moral integrity.

I would never have considered myself a fan of David Carradine, but I have this very strong belief about how to deal with the death of anyone on the face of this earth, famous or not.

I believe that all death should be approached with respect and dignity for the deceased and their grieving family. There is no excuse to deviate from that except rudeness, ignorance, and a total lack of decency and class.

Whatever this man did or didn't do in his private life was private. If he suffered a fatal accident doing something private, no one had a right to make it public. When someone dies under mysterious circumstances, there can be three causes: suicide, homicide, or an accident. If this was an accident, that is all the Thai Police had the right to say to the media and I hope David Carradine's family sues them for saying anything more without their permission. They had no business.

Anyone who derives any kind of pleasure out of seeing this man's dignity stolen from him like this deserves to suffer the same humiliation when their own time comes.
 
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Poor taste Spicdick. You are the lukewarm that spews from the pores of all that ails human beings on earth. Hate, envy, desparity are those dire emotions that are allowed to continue on through the ignorance and callousness of those like yourself.

I pity your cold heart.
 
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rampart said:
Poor taste Spicdick. You are the lukewarm that spews from the pores of all that ails human beings on earth. Hate, envy, desparity are those dire emotions that are allowed to continue on through the ignorance and callousness of those like yourself.

I pity your cold heart.
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gag me with a spoon!!!
Stop preaching on a hooker review board you self rightous freak!!!
 
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right on spickdick. I laughed my ass off. Its not too early to make fun of this old bastard. Who even cares about this rich old bastard ?
 
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Victoria Rose said:
You're right. It's too soon. Any time would have been too soon. To even make such comments about the deceased shows a complete lack of taste and moral integrity.

I would never have considered myself a fan of David Carradine, but I have this very strong belief about how to deal with the death of anyone on the face of this earth, famous or not.

I believe that all death should be approached with respect and dignity for the deceased and their grieving family. There is no excuse to deviate from that except rudeness, ignorance, and a total lack of decency and class.

Whatever this man did or didn't do in his private life was private. If he suffered a fatal accident doing something private, no one had a right to make it public. When someone dies under mysterious circumstances, there can be three causes: suicide, homicide, or an accident. If this was an accident, that is all the Thai Police had the right to say to the media and I hope David Carradine's family sues them for saying anything more without their permission. They had no business.

Anyone who derives any kind of pleasure out of seeing this man's dignity stolen from him like this deserves to suffer the same humiliation when their own time comes.
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This actor is reaping too much aw and attention from his death. If he wasnt getting adored from everyone then nobody would joke about him either. It comes with the territory.
 
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Indeed way too soon...

Spic, the fact that wess was the only person laughing at these lame "jokes" ought to be an indication of how "funny" they truly were...
 
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I'm not understanding the humour of making jokes about a person who has just died. I'm guessing you two get a laugh out of smearing your own shit on your walls too :rolleyes: As stated above, bad karma.
 
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I'm not understanding the humour of making jokes about a person who has just died. I'm guessing you two get a laugh out of smearing your own shit on your walls too :rolleyes: As stated above, bad karma.
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Did this guy not get adored enough through his life ?

do I need to drool over him too to make you happy ?

I dont like actors, neither does the creators of south park. Actors are over paid douche bags
 
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wess said:
Did this guy not get adored enough through his life ?

do I need to drool over him too to make you happy ?

I dont like actors, neither does the creators of south park. Actors are over paid douche bags
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Whether or not he was "adored" enough in his life is irrelevant. It's one thing to not celebrate a person when he dies; no one's asking you to do that. It's quite another actually have a laugh immediately and at the expense of their death; that just shows no class, regardless of the deceased's past profession.
 
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aznboi9 said:
Whether or not he was "adored" enough in his life is irrelevant. It's one thing to not celebrate a person when he dies; no one's asking you to do that. It's quite another actually have a laugh immediately and at the expense of their death; that just shows no class, regardless of the deceased's past profession.
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Please,Im not celebrating his death, the guy had his cock tied to the cieling.
 
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