Condom accidents
- Thread starter shank
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That's too funny. I can just imagine walking by a yard with a whole bunch of condoms out to dry!!! Reminds me (don't ask how) of a joke btw.
PREVENTING DISEASE
Granny was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. She welcomed him into the parlour. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise! Surely Miss Granny had flipped...! But he felt he couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the floating item, but soon it got the better of him, and he asked her about it. "Oh, yes," she replied enthusiastically. I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the sidewalk. The directions said to put it on your organ and keep it wet to prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter."
PREVENTING DISEASE
Granny was in her eighties, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. She welcomed him into the parlour. While she made tea, he looked around and saw a beautiful oak pump organ with a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was half filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise! Surely Miss Granny had flipped...! But he felt he couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the floating item, but soon it got the better of him, and he asked her about it. "Oh, yes," she replied enthusiastically. I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the sidewalk. The directions said to put it on your organ and keep it wet to prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter."
