A friend sent this to me today...it's not too bad.
Real Canadian Coffee
A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician
to ask for his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about
trying Viagra?",asks the doctor. "Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat,"
she said. "He won't even take an aspirin. "Not a problem," replied the doctor.
"Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus Mary and Joseph, Doctor, 'twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
" No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years. But, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"
Real Canadian Coffee
A Newfoundland woman "of a certain age", visited her physician
to ask for his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about
trying Viagra?",asks the doctor. "Oh, no, doctor, I couldn't do dat,"
she said. "He won't even take an aspirin. "Not a problem," replied the doctor.
"Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things
went"
It wasn't a week later, that she called the doctor, who directly
inquired as to the progress. The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh Jaysus Mary and Joseph, Doctor, 'twas horrid. Just terrible!"
"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.
"Well, I did like you said and slipped it into his coffee. Lard de effect was almost immediate. He jumped hisself straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging something fierce! With one swoop of his arm he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and then, lard tunderin jaysus, didn't he take me right then and there, making wild, mad passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!"
"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor. "Do you mean the sex was not good?"
" No, no, no, Doctor. The sex was fine. Indeed, 'twas the best sex I had in 25 years. But, I'll never be able to show me face in Tim Horton's ever again!"
