A woman goes into a pet store and spots a sign over a large cage. PARROT $50.00.
She asks the store owner why the parrot is so cheap. He replies that while it is a very rare and expensive bird, its previous owner was the Madam of a local brothel. Because of this the parrot will often say things that are less than appropriate, thus the discounted price.
The woman, thinking herself to be a relatively open minded person decided to buy the parrot.
Upon arrival home she opens the door and the parrot loudly cries out "Squack, New madam, new house!" The woman finds this amusing and sets to getting the parrot settled.
Soon after the woman's 2 teenage daughter arrive home. The parrot loudly exclaims "Squack, New madam, new house, new girls!" All 3 have a laugh about this.
A couple of hour later the woman's husband comes home from work. He takes off his coat and walks into the living room and the parrot loudly announces "Hi Dave!"
She asks the store owner why the parrot is so cheap. He replies that while it is a very rare and expensive bird, its previous owner was the Madam of a local brothel. Because of this the parrot will often say things that are less than appropriate, thus the discounted price.
The woman, thinking herself to be a relatively open minded person decided to buy the parrot.
Upon arrival home she opens the door and the parrot loudly cries out "Squack, New madam, new house!" The woman finds this amusing and sets to getting the parrot settled.
Soon after the woman's 2 teenage daughter arrive home. The parrot loudly exclaims "Squack, New madam, new house, new girls!" All 3 have a laugh about this.
A couple of hour later the woman's husband comes home from work. He takes off his coat and walks into the living room and the parrot loudly announces "Hi Dave!"
