Can anyone reccomend a well priced, clean MP for a HJ?

[buchomucho]

Wow, you guys n gals are really infomative. I've been reading all the posts and replies, and I've decided to adjust what it is that I'm lookin for.

Can anyone reccomend a decently priced and safe MP where I can get a HJ? Or should I be looking for a SP? (does this mean Spa?)

Thanks,

BuchoMucho

 

[buchomucho]

a BJ

Meant a BJ

 

[buchomucho]

nope, am straight. sorry, don't have all the lingo down. by DL I meant down low, meaning discreet.

am looking for a handjob or blowjob, simply put. something quick and clean in/around the westside. I've seen some ads in erotic services on Craigs, but don't know what is and isn't legit.

Thanks,
BM

 

[BadBadLeroyBrow]

Hey dood, I get where you're coming from. I was also once a teenager trying to lose my virginity before the end of summer school. ;-)

BTW if she swallows, she's not LE (law enforcement).

 

[Anna]

Wow, either you guys have gotten bored, or ya'all have a major case or MSB.

Since when do we treat a perb member like a piece of shit. The guy was askin for some info and you all put him down? as i recall we have all be newbies at one time.

And if the post sounded a little "interesting" at first who cares, with your guys' BBBJ's, HJ's, Mp's and what not it can get confusing to the smartest of people.

So why dont all you ass hats out there get a grip, get a life and smarten up. No wonder alot of respectable SP's refuse to see perberts. You guys are turning into dick heads with no lives and too much time on your hands, its easy to act like a dick when your identity is conceiled, huh...?!!??

I really do love this chick!! You go hun!! Much respect to her like always!!

 

[bernini]

So why dont all you ass hats out there get a grip, get a life and smarten up. No wonder alot of respectable SP's refuse to see perberts. You guys are turning into dick heads with no lives and too much time on your hands, its easy to act like a dick when your identity is conceiled, huh...?!!??

I like your style too. So many people on here are so frickin angry. I used to think that guy ScottyTwoHotty was a freak but now I think he was one of the few guys on here who had a positive attitude. People will just jump on anything they can.

Where can I find a little more info about you Miss "WannaPlay"?

 

[bernini]

Where can I find a little more info about you Miss "WannaPlay"?

Boy am I ever a STUPID MORON!! I should have just clicked on your name to check "View Profile". Then I wouldn't look like the RIDICULOUS FRICKIN' LOSER that I actually am.

By the way, you're super hot.

 

[Smother]

Wow, either you guys have gotten bored, or ya'all have a major case or MSB.

Since when do we treat a perb member like a piece of shit. The guy was askin for some info and you all put him down? as i recall we have all be newbies at one time.

And if the post sounded a little "interesting" at first who cares, with your guys' BBBJ's, HJ's, Mp's and what not it can get confusing to the smartest of people.

So why dont all you ass hats out there get a grip, get a life and smarten up. No wonder alot of respectable SP's refuse to see perberts. You guys are turning into dick heads with no lives and too much time on your hands, its easy to act like a dick when your identity is conceiled, huh...?!!??

Good one Wannaplay.....I kind of got that impression to as of late just by reading responses.....makes me wonder why I don't see that much Sp's on here that much as I used to........and I've been on here since the end of December 2005!!!

There a few Sp's that use to be on here quite a bit....not anymore...maybe it's a turn off to some.....

 

[Penhold]

Wow, you guys n gals are really infomative. I've been reading all the posts and replies, and I've decided to adjust what it is that I'm lookin for.

Can anyone reccomend a decently priced and safe MP where I can get a HJ? Or should I be looking for a SP? (does this mean Spa?)

Thanks,

BuchoMucho

Everyone seems to have a different opinion on this board as to how much constitutes "decently priced". Perhaps if you give your price range someone could help you out.

And if by safe you mean you're concerned about LE or personal privacy/discretion when walking into an MP on a main street, I suggest you try some of the independents.

Try going to the Vancouver - Massage section of PERB and just read through all the posts in the last few weeks and you'll find lots of suggestions and some prices.

 

[neo-pervert]

Straight up, the first hand job I got was at great pharoah in 1996 and that cost me 60 bucks.

You can pay up to 120 for a hand job depending on who you are with.
Many AMPS - asian massage parlours will do a little hand job for 60 if you ask nicely and explain you just want HJ no massage. Now that I have exposed how cheap I can be I hope you will use this new found wisdom wisely...

 

[BadBadLeroyBrow]

Wow, either you guys have gotten bored, or ya'all have a major case or MSB.

Since when do we treat a perb member like a piece of shit. The guy was askin for some info and you all put him down? as i recall we have all be newbies at one time.

Hey, if I was rude I apologise. But what you've got to know is the post you saw when you wrote your reply is not the post we were replying to. It was completely incomprehensible. The original poster, to his credit, edited the post to make it understandable. Also, someone has posted the same question about four times on CL in the past few days, and I assumed (we all know what that means) that it was the same person, which would have been pretty goofy.

Anyways, I'm a noob myself and I don't want to be stomped on, so I should try to be nicer. If I offended anybody I'm sorry.

 

[HankQuinlan]

I am a newbie and I think I will stay that way. Man this is a tough board. Maybe you should loosen up a bit or maybe the old school doesn't want new blood.

I am staying in my foxhole for now. Later ( much later)

The original post was completely incomprehensible; it sounded like a drunk 14-year old. As it now reads, the replies did sound rude. Come out of the foxhole.

 

[buchomucho]

Thanks

Thanks for the info. Yes, my original post was truncated and semi cryptic. Shit, It's my 3rd day on this board, so I don't really know the rules and protocol. I posted BBBJNQNS cause that's the terminology I've been reading around the erotic section of Craigs.

I don't really want to expose my identity.

Whatever the hell an SP is, I guess I'm one of them. I found a link to this board, and thought it was presumably the best place to acquire information.

This whole interest of mine I'm just beggining to explore, so I'm ......a) a little timid,.... b) cautious, ......c) paranoid,..... d) TOTALLY new!~ Be patient please.

So, yes! I'm pretty much looking for a decent place to get a handjob or a bj. I don't know shit from shinola about how to go about looking either...whether or not the person will be a cop, if I can get busted, etc. But I'm certainly interested in doing this on a regular basis.

To tell the truth, this is a harsh board...and is certainly a turn off to some folks I imagine.

I have some intestinal fortitude though an am not gonna run and cry to momma! I can take it!

Good enough for ya?

 

[flight-815]

Whatever the hell an SP is, I guess I`m one of them.

SP stands for "service provider" which means the girl you want to see ie escort.

i don`t think you are one of them.

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=53
go here and you can find some common abreviations.