It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now no one had made a scientific study of the calories burned in different sexual activities. Now, after original and proprietary research, we have the facts.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent.............................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth...................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
trying to find the clitoris......................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.....................4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down.....................................78 Calories
69 standing up....................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow......................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier................................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real..............................................112 Calories
Fake.............................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately......................... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years.......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.......................................124 Calories
50-59 years......................................1972 Calories
60-69 years.......................................7916 Calories
70 and over.......................................Results still Pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................32 Calories
In a hurry........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..............5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door......... ......13,521 Calories
Association of Certified Sexologists
(sent to me via email)
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent.................................12 Calories
Without her consent.............................2187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands..................................8 Calories
With one hand....................................12 Calories
With your teeth...................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.................................6 Calories
Without an erection............................3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
trying to find the clitoris......................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.....................4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down.....................................78 Calories
69 standing up....................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow......................................216 Calories
Doggy Style.......................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier................................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real..............................................112 Calories
Fake.............................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories
Getting up immediately......................... 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately.....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years......................................36 Calories
30-39 years.......................................80 Calories
40-49 years.......................................124 Calories
50-59 years......................................1972 Calories
60-69 years.......................................7916 Calories
70 and over.......................................Results still Pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...........................................32 Calories
In a hurry........................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door..............5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door......... ......13,521 Calories
Association of Certified Sexologists
(sent to me via email)
