Brandy at Legends.

richard111111

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Went and saw Brandy at Legends. Read a review at how great she was. She explained her services and said she was great at GFE. Her massage was less than 5 minutes long with a bunch of "ooohs" and "ahhhhs". Then the old "why don't you flip". She dfk's with her tongue sticking out only. She got on and rode for a few minutes and told me it was time for me to do the work. She layed on her back and asked if she should show me some directions. After a couple of minutes she insisted on getting back on top for a couple of minutes. She then showed me her oral skills. Barely getting it it her mouth and then saying that she could go no more. Nothing ever hit the back of her throat or came close. When it was obvious I was not even close to being done she told me how I was going to finish. I asked for a russian since she has a good set of implants and she said she has never done that and was not going to. She splashed some lube on and almost yanked the guy off. She then hopped in the shower, put a robe on and said she would be back in less than 30 seconds. She left and five minutes she came back. I asked what I owed her for less than 1/2 hour and she said $$50. I offered her $$40 and she said she was willling to compromise for me. In and out in less than 30 minutes. Awfull. Save your time and donations people.
I don't post very often because I do not want to get involved in the politics but I must warn you. Stay away from this woman. She rushes you and is not worth it. A woman like her should be out of the business for good or in a much lower end studio.
 

jim

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I don't post very often because I do not want to get involved in the politics but I must warn you. Stay away from this woman. She rushes you and is not worth it. A woman like her should be out of the business for good or in a much lower end studio.
Hey Richard,

Please keep on posting. Your warning will save others and in turn you will also hopefully be saved from a repeat of this type of session.
 

richard111111

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thank you

I have been reading reviews on here for a while now and most of you are very good and right on the money. I thank you all for you input. Unfortunately this one is one to beware!
 

DQ Guy

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Very interesting post.
I'm sorry you didn't have a good time with her.
I thought my Review was bang on in the fact I had a great time.
must be A little YMMV going on there.
hell I got to give her a perdy little necklace and didn't feel rushed at all:eek:
and I was able to flip her around to try a few positions
 

TooMuchFun22

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Very interesting post.
I'm sorry you didn't have a good time with her.
I thought my Review was bang on in the fact I had a great time.
must be A little YMMV going on there.
hell I got to give her a perdy little necklace and didn't feel rushed at all:eek:
and I was able to flip her around to try a few positions


CMON DQ you know that every perberite deserves to get the exact same service as you, you are buying a commodity after all... there is no chemistry variable what so ever.
 

Bobo The Rabbit

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YMMV IS NOT A GOD DAMN EXCUSE FOR LOUSY service, it is a excuse for certain extras not being provided.
For fuck sake, why do people keep posting that?
This is how YMMV works.
"She licked my balls, but YMMV"
Not "I had a good session and she did not rush, but YMMV and you could get a rushed horrible session but hey YMMV"
YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY
MILEAGE is "I got great mileage out of her, she was DFKing, let me do DATY and she even offered me anal, so I got some great mileage out of her"
 

TooMuchFun22

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YMMV IS NOT A GOD DAMN EXCUSE FOR LOUSY service, it is a excuse for certain extras not being provided.
For fuck sake, why do people keep posting that?
This is how YMMV works.
"She licked my balls, but YMMV"
Not "I had a good session and she did not rush, but YMMV and you could get a rushed horrible session but hey YMMV"
YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY
MILEAGE is "I got great mileage out of her, she was DFKing, let me do DATY and she even offered me anal, so I got some great mileage out of her"

Actually this is how Mileage doesn't work BOBO

Client: Hi SP I read about you on PERB, I hear you lick sack, drops gear, howabout you teabag me for a while.

SP. Uncomfortable, polite, but turned off.....thinking the only guys that she teabags are under 40 and attractive and shave their balls... "actually I don't do that" or "actually I don't do that anymore." Becasue dude is fat and smelly.

Client Pouting: Well i only came to see you becasue you teabag, or I was told you do....how about a BBBJ

SP.... UM no sorry.


10 Minutes Later

SP..... Please stop forcing my head down to try to get me to teabag you

Client.... well I am going to give you a bad review on PERB

SP.... Thinking this is a lost cause, and happy to never see client again, rushes client along and gets him the hell out of there.


BOBO, you seem to have your favorites, and I would expect that you are a respectful guy and know how to maximize mileage...... please don't be Naive and assume that even a majority of PERBERITES don't try to use PERB in a different way to try to score unrealistic mileage.....


Jody / Julianne formerly of Rythm and Sinderellas used to tell me stories of more than one client that would have shit smears from their ass crack to the small of their back...... How is an SP supposed to offer any service in that situation......
 

Juicer

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I've actually had a similar experience with Brandy at Seclusions when she was there. I was surprised to see her "upgrade" in studios with her skills (or lack thereof). Sorry I didn't post before, would have saved Richard some $$$
 

Vienna

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Actually this is how Mileage doesn't work BOBO

Client: Hi SP I read about you on PERB, I hear you lick sack, drops gear, howabout you teabag me for a while.

SP. Uncomfortable, polite, but turned off.....thinking the only guys that she teabags are under 40 and attractive and shave their balls... "actually I don't do that" or "actually I don't do that anymore." Becasue dude is fat and smelly.

Client Pouting: Well i only came to see you becasue you teabag, or I was told you do....how about a BBBJ

SP.... UM no sorry.


10 Minutes Later

SP..... Please stop forcing my head down to try to get me to teabag you

Client.... well I am going to give you a bad review on PERB

SP.... Thinking this is a lost cause, and happy to never see client again, rushes client along and gets him the hell out of there.


BOBO, you seem to have your favorites, and I would expect that you are a respectful guy and know how to maximize mileage...... please don't be Naive and assume that even a majority of PERBERITES don't try to use PERB in a different way to try to score unrealistic mileage.....


Jody / Julianne formerly of Rythm and Sinderellas used to tell me stories of more than one client that would have shit smears from their ass crack to the small of their back...... How is an SP supposed to offer any service in that situation......

OMFG. I love you right now. lol It's true folks...;)
 

DQ Guy

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Like I have said Many times before
YMMV Includes a shit load more then just extras..
The basic root of YMMV is that first you must have atleast
some chemistry. If you don't good luck on getting anything worth while. even
basic FS:rolleyes:
I've seen many an SP that were well reviewed and got shit for service because
we didn't mesh right. If all you want is wham bamn thank you mam. you got it.
All I said in the start was she was great for me and I had a good time, and would go back.
This isn't an industry where everyone gets the same exact service every time.
We are people and people have feelings, thus the constant variable in all of it.
I do try to provide you guys with Honest Reviews all the time, from good, bad. and even Fugly.

Like I said, I was sorry he didn't getr what he wanted. but remember.
there are always more then one side to every session.
I for one would repeat. Richard may not:eek:
 

TooMuchFun22

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Like I have said Many times before
YMMV Includes a shit load more then just extras..
The basic root of YMMV is that first you must have atleast
some chemistry. If you don't good luck on getting anything worth while. even
basic FS:rolleyes:
I've seen many an SP that were well reviewed and got shit for service because
we didn't mesh right. If all you want is wham bamn thank you mam. you got it.
All I said in the start was she was great for me and I had a good time, and would go back.
This isn't an industry where everyone gets the same exact service every time.
We are people and people have feelings, thus the constant variable in all of it.
I do try to provide you guys with Honest Reviews all the time, from good, bad. and even Fugly.

Like I said, I was sorry he didn't getr what he wanted. but remember.
there are always more then one side to every session.
I for one would repeat. Richard may not:eek:
BOBO adamantly doesn't want this to be the true base reality of this lifestyle, but once someone accepts this as a true fundemental the results are awesome.
 

moi

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YMMV IS NOT A GOD DAMN EXCUSE FOR LOUSY service, it is a excuse for certain extras not being provided.
For fuck sake, why do people keep posting that?
This is how YMMV works.
"She licked my balls, but YMMV"
Not "I had a good session and she did not rush, but YMMV and you could get a rushed horrible session but hey YMMV"
YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY
MILEAGE is "I got great mileage out of her, she was DFKing, let me do DATY and she even offered me anal, so I got some great mileage out of her"
OMFG. I love you right now. lol It's true folks...;)
Yup. totally true.

if a client comes in rude, smelly, extremely overweight and haggling about price I won't be as nice to him as someone who is clean, shaven and nice. Especially if in the session he's pushing to do stuff I don't want to, or trying to stick it in places I don't like, then I will be extremely restrictive in an attempt to have some sort of boundaries.
 

DQ Guy

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And If you are Nice enough, you get the bonus of getting to stick it
in places:p then you get to be very very bad:D
 
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