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mysteryman69

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While writing the review I just posted, it dawned on me this could be an opportunity for a lighthearted fun and entertaining thread.....So please aim for fun/hot/informative in your responses gents so we don't cause mods any greif.

See: My "worst" vipotg review for an additional few of mine.

Others include.....breaking the leg off a bed mid romp and still finishing w Savahanna of Pheonix and Savahnna fame
Arriving to -name witheld for privacy- provider's downtown condo to be greeted at door by the now grown up version of a hottie I went to jr high with. Slight awkward convo regarding our recognition of prev classmates status etc, we went ahead w session which was delightful leading to the blooper ending twist of her calling me the wrong name while dirty talk climaxing.

I have a feeling the true stories that are hopefully shared will be more entertaining than anything one could make up lol
 
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MrEd

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Last year I saw Tasha way out west on portage. She had hand sanitizer that I mistook for lube. It stung junior but honestly not as bad as you might think. Rinsed off and got back into the session after a good laugh.
 
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MrEd said:
Last year I saw Tasha way out west on portage. She had hand sanitizer that I mistook for lube. It stung junior but honestly not as bad as you might think. Rinsed off and got back into the session after a good laugh.
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Lol. I wonder if it's the same Tasha I'm thinking of. Is she still around?
 
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toannalee said:
OMG hahahahahaahahah

too funny - gotta love these moments!
I still cannot stop laughing.
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HDS... judging by the wonderful Toannalee's response (holy gorgeous and fun vibes Batman, must admit i am happy jealous kf you kind sir lol), once again happiness prevailed thru soldiering on!!! I luv it!!!
 
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The first SP I met was from Montreal and kinda young during daty I mentioned she had a nice beaver she said beaver… oh that’s a new name.
Later in the day she messaged me saying she had a good time and was glad I got to enjoy her beaver.
 
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mysteryman69 said:
I was also curious as to who this Tasha was/is? Initial gut feeling was that I should know and can't remember
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If it's the one I'm thinking of, she had a big set of knockers. Seen her on PoF a few times and that's where she first offered services to me.
 
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toannalee said:
What is life without bloopers and fails... a BORING one, of course.
I am sure, I have had way more fails and embarrassing moments like these.
Haha!
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Oh you have a few lol I remember we met I want to say about 2 years ago we clicked instantly. We had our fun but when massage time came you passed out while leaning against me as I massaged your shoulders,neck. Scared the living crap outta me but we laughed it off afterwards!
 
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21Again said:
The first SP I met was from Montreal and kinda young during daty I mentioned she had a nice beaver she said beaver… oh that’s a new name.
Later in the day she messaged me saying she had a good time and was glad I got to enjoy her beaver.
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Save a forest, eat a beaver!!!
 
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Me and Miss Leesha Raye were just getting started in missionary bantering back and forth with some dirty talk about how incrediblely tight she is even though me being just a normal guy we weren’t sure if we were going to be able to work it in all the way then she paused with a serious look on her face and said the reason I’m so tight is because I’m still a virgin.
 
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The only blooper I have is that I was so nervous with my first SP that I couldn't cum during our session. Kept getting close and then just went away. As soon as I got home I was still hard, so I jerked it a bit and came within seconds. Thanks little buddy.
 
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Mine was with Ocean when she was at 222 and I was 19
Now my girlfriend and I bust our cherries when we were 17 and by the time I was 19 I could get in a good 15 minutes of action.
One look at Ocean when she came into the room and dropped he robe, well I popped without her touching me. I turned beat red but she just chuckled and said don’t worry I happens more than you would think. Lucky for me back then I was good for 3 shots in the hour.
 
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