Big Mistake

skiguru

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I was in town for a couple of days this past weekend and, seeing an ad that says "free trial" and being a sucker for freebies, I give this Quest line a call. A couple of years ago, I had the forethought to do some prior research and ended up spending a couple of nights with Lindsay - 19, blonde, great tits - and had a great time. Her website dropped off the radar not long after.

Anyway, this time I wasn't so organized and, curiosity being what it is, I made the call. I ended up speaking to a "Sandy". I'm sure there's an axiom out there that says that the sound of a woman's voice on the phone is inversely proportionate to her looks. Sandy sounded real nice and I should have hung up. Sandy said she was 32, 5'4" and 135 lbs and in good shape. She could come over shortly, so I went for it. I really should have hung up.

So here I am, excited and all when she shows up. I open the door and the first thing I think is, fuck! I should have hung up. Sandy is native indian - not normally what I'm looking for - probably 32, but must have had her hair up when she had her height measured and I'm sure she was 135 lbs one day, but it wasn't this day! And she was in good shape all right - for a watermelon!

I figure what the heck, she came all this way and maybe she gives the best bj in the peg - I'd hate to miss out - what do I know. I really should have hung up. I tell Sandy I'd like a bj and that's all. One red. Before I know it, she's on her knees, yanking at my belt and barking orders - "get this thing off and lay on the bed!". Holy fuck! No time to argue now, she's bigger than me. I wish I had hung up.

Sandy must have been in a hurry. As soon as she had me safely covered, she started sucking an stroking my dick so fast, I thought she was trying to set it on fire. I had to tell her to slow down. When I finally did get off, she was up and out before my poor little pecker was even soft.

Like I said, I should have hung up. I miss young Lindsay. Next time I'll plan ahead.
 

skipper1

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I admit I feel kinda quilty saying at someone's expense, but I found your review quite amusing ("hung up" theme). It sounds like an autobiograpy I could write for pooning self some day .... "I Should Have Hung Up!" ... don't I know it bud! lol.

Well funin aside, it is too bad you went through that but looks like you're a sport about it and I also thank you for the valuable warning (yay for the board!). So next time you'll know to just hang up right?? ;)
 

Thelyhi

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Aug 2, 2006
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Up your V
Here's your problem!

.Sandy said she was 32, 5'4" and 135 lbs and in good shape.
normally what I'm looking for - probably 32, but must have had her hair up when she had her height measured and I'm sure she was 135 lbs one day, but it wasn't this day! And she was in good shape all right - for a watermelon!

She's too heavy for her height.
The best stats for a woman is 5lbs add on to every inch in height after 5ft is 100lbs.Example a 5'4"=100+20=120lbs.The calculations is off the charts for models and your watermelon gal.LOL
 

cynicaldave

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Aug 20, 2007
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Wow...

Quest actually sends a girl out to your house?

I always just thought it was a phone sex line..... o_O
 
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