Best providers for overweight, inexperienced nerds, who may need a little more oomph in the service to get the wheels turning.

[Jake Snake]

Any suggestions from providers, or from other round boys who can no longer see their junk in the shower? I've only done this twice with a 50% success rate on getting hard enough to do something and I laid there like a frightened hamster without moving and didn't end up finishing. I would like to find a provider that will take this as a challenge and soldier on to the best of her ability to help me cross that finish line.

What I would like:

• BBBJ as I've only ever had a CBJ two times. CIM preferably simply cause I wanna experience it. MSOG preferable incase by some chance I finish quickly I don't want to be scooted out the door 10 minutes into an hour session.
• DATY and DATO cause I've done these both twice in my life and I like it a lot even if I don't know what I'm doin' lol.
• Older than 21 cause I'm 37 and I think it would feel really weird, so at least mid twenties, preferably like 25-35 but can be older. Body type doesn't really matter but preferably fitter girls as I'm probably just gonna lay there uselessly again.
• I've only kissed one girl and it was a DFK which was cool but not important I guess. I would like to give a peck or two on the lips.
• I'd like to try Greek sometime but this might be a repeat visit thing cause it would be crazy for me to keep paying the extra donation without even knowing if I'm gonna be fit for the task. If a girl has a magical ass and she's confident she can get me going and get me in, I'm totally up for it.
• Not interested in party girls cause I've lived a pretty bland life and feel like I'd be more nervous with a wild party girl.
• I'm good at conversation in normal circumstances but I might be a little weird and snort and shit so I would prefer a girl with a humor who won't get mad if unintentionally being immature cause of my nerves.
• I live in Chilliwack and would prefer to stay in the Abbotsford/Chilliwack area but could go to Langley if it's enticing.
• I'd prefer to shower at home but if I have to shower at the incall, I'd prefer to do it alone cause I'm fat and don't have an olympic body to show off (also like to keep some of my clothes on during the service).
• Budget is like $300 an hour. I'd try half hour visits for up to $200 as well.

If you google Tamawashi or Shodai (Sumo wrestlers) you will see a similar physique to what I've got going on. This also ended up being a lot longer than I planned but I'm going with it to see what people say. Thank you and good luck with whatever you're doing.

 

[Newuser505]

If you are looking for someone who's unintimidating and will just do naughty things with you without any chance of social awkwardness, White @ Asian Fever is probably my recommendation for a noob friendly, horny SP that is also very reasonably priced for what she does.

You'll come out of the session feeling like a fucking god.

 

[Langleydude]

This isn't a provider recommendation but just a bit of general advice, biggest thing is to relax and don't over think the situation you're there to have a good time. The second is just go with the flow of the session. If you can't get hard enough for penetration it's the perfect time to practice those daty skills and maybe get a few pointers along the way. If you go into the session with an open minded idea of what is in a session things are a lot more likely to happen in a better way than going in and trying to check of things from a list.

 

[Harmony-bc]

I think once you slow down to enjoy the journey instead of the destination then a hard on doesn’t really matter. And if a hard on doesn’t really matter then it’s easier to get hard and stay hard. There’s so much playing that can be done without a hard on. All of sex is just a good time. I’m a tiny bit out of your budget but I love shy nervous people. I’m super chill and comfy to be around.

I also noticed I don’t offer some of the things on your list and I’m out of your area haha. Still the rest of my note still stands 💕

 

[Newuser505]

I think once you slow down to enjoy the journey instead of the destination then a hard on doesn’t really matter. And if a hard on doesn’t really matter then it’s easier to get hard and stay hard. There’s so much playing that can be done without a hard on. All of sex is just a good time. I’m a tiny bit out of your budget but I love shy nervous people. I’m super chill and comfy to be around.

A radiant?

 

[briddums]

I don't know of any provider where you are.
I would recommend Miami or Mink @Asian Fever. Both work out of Surrey Central, so a slight commute for you.

The AF women both do CIM. They also do CIMSW, which I'd recommend. If you're trying it for the experience you should get the full experience.
Both CIM and MSOG cost extra.

I have a physique similar to yours. I've never felt any judgement coming from AF providers. The ones who can speak english have always been good at keeping a conversation going.
Every provider I've seen has had me shower on the premises. It's the standard to ensure the client is clean. Some massage parlours / spa's may not require it, but they're the exception.