Best guess gets laid!

[Randy Whorewald]

Bessie, 80-years-old, bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."

 

[necko]

I want to date Bessie!!

 

[SoftHandsAnne]

I plan on *being* Bessie when I'm 80

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I plan on *being* Bessie when I'm 80

Anne - I just can't wait 30 years!! We're gonna have to get together before that. LOL.

 

[SoftHandsAnne]

You'd have to wait a wee bit longer than 30 years for me to get to 80