Based on the time spent here, What do you think of me

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dood said:
Well man, after some consultation, I believe we can all help you. Consider me your Mac Daddy. Clearly dude, you have no game & I'm willing to bet your mom sets you up on blind dates AND on that blind date you take the chick to see to see your mom. To be unpolite you're a complete failure and even if you have testicles you have none.

So I think we all need to arrange a session for you with that April chick. She'll lay her Mack down on you dude. I want to find your naked ass, wrapped up in saran wrap, with a ball in your mouth on the banks of the Elbow River in Calgary. When I remove the ball from your mouth the first thing you'll say is "she pegged me ass while pushing my face into the pillow".
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thnks dude
 
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methodman said:
would the beeautiful ladies want methodman to be the client to them. i do NOT bring dog.
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Bring the dog. They'd probably prefer his company to yours.
 
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methodman said:
mr. uncle you are very funny man. i make you chanpion me with to because you make me laugh.
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Crap, now I either have to kill myself or get a new identity.
 
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PeaceGuy said:
Might I suggest Stratagem Boy, faithful sidekick to the (not so) superhero Meathead Man:D
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I am no sidekick to any man, beast, superhero or Meathead. I look like shit it tights and keep tripping over the damn capes.:D Sort of a Nacho Libra thing.
 
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methodman said:
Do not worry. we are chanpions together. you are my friend because you are funny to me. you will see my dog to and be chanpion with hiim
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How big is the dog ? I'm planning a family BBQ next weekend and.....................:D:D:D
 
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uncleg said:
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How big is the dog ? I'm planning a family BBQ next weekend and.....................:D:D:D
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Yes, He is very nice and big yes like my wife. i like him he is my friend and he watch me make dogy style to the woman and he try to copy but i do not let him. i say to him you are bad dog and get away from my wife and he go away. then i buy him a nice female dog bitch for sex and you know what he do? he go and cheat on her with another dog bitch. yes, he is a true man dog and i like himm very much.
 
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methodman said:
Do not worry. we are chanpions together. you are my friend because you are funny to me. you will see my dog to and be chanpion with hiim
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Ya hear that, uncleg? You two are champions together! :p


methodman said:
Yes, He is very nice and big yes like my wife. i like him he is my friend and he watch me make dogy style to the woman and he try to copy
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Christ... this is just too goddam funny.
 
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