Attention Males!!!
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How to differentiate the people at Urinals
EXCITABLE -- Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED -- Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID -- Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT All -- urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
WORRIED -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS -- Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT -- Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with freehand.
DESPERATE -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT -- Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK -- Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED -- Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL -- Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
EXCITABLE -- Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
SOCIABLE -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
CROSSEYED -- Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID -- Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.
INDIFFERENT All -- urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
WORRIED -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS -- Streams up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.
ABSENT-MINDED -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
CHILDISH -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
SNEAK -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.
PATIENT -- Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with freehand.
DESPERATE -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
TOUGH -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
EFFICIENT -- Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
FAT -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
LITTLE -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK -- Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.
DISGRUNTLED -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
CONCEITED -- Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.
RADICAL -- Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall.
