RE: Carmen Fox....
Dear Shak,
Yes I have heard of Carmen Fox. Her and I were Highschool sweethearts, but our lives took different directions when I decided to become an Astronaut and she went into the business of...well you know.
I spend alot of my time orbiting the Earth these days so we don't talk so much anymore. But she's really a nice person and has a wonderful staff that will answer all your questions.
When you call the number on your screen just ask for Jamie Fox (who's super duper cute), or ask for Sara Fox (she's naughty on the phone), or ask for Trish Fox (who's a sweetheart on the phone). All these Honey Bunnies work for Carmen and will guide you through the maze of gorgeous women that are available on Carmen's website.
I know, it's confusing trying to make the right choice. But you've got to be a Man and control your fear. If it weren't for the fact I'm up here orbiting in space on a dangerous mission, I'd be snuggling with Bambi Fox.
I'm splashing down in the South Pacific in about two weeks...wish me luck.
Let's all say it together...
Bambi, Bambi, Bambi, Bambi, Bambi, Bambi, Bambi Fox....Bambi Fox!!
Over and out.
bobsled.