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Was recently given one by Ashley Sweet but broke it after a week's worth of use.One of the special beads fell out and there were tears in the plastic.

I found it too be quite fun and bought a different kind at a local sex shop and found it was irritating my dick after the heavy use I was giving it even with this special lube I was using so I had to throw that one out as well.

I also found them to be VERY tight on my average sized penis and it felt like I was getting strangled when I was coming.

Basically I'm asking for helpful advice on getting full enjoyment out of them because they're great practice.
And everyone is more than welcome to make any jokes.

tarzana
 
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westcoast555

Beads?

tarzana said:
Was recently given one by Ashley Sweet but broke it after a week's worth of use.One of the special beads fell out and there were tears in the plastic.

I found it too be quite fun and bought a different kind at a local sex shop and found it was irritating my dick after the heavy use I was giving it even with this special lube I was using so I had to throw that one out as well.

I also found them to be VERY tight on my average sized penis and it felt like I was getting strangled when I was coming.

Basically I'm asking for helpful advice on getting full enjoyment out of them because they're great practice.
And everyone is more than welcome to make any jokes.

tarzana
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Sounds like you're going too high-tech.

Get a 'Fleshlight'...

Or smear bacon on your shlong and get the family dog to lick it off. That always works well! :)
 
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westcoast555 said:
Sounds like you're going too high-tech.

Get a 'Fleshlight'...

Or smear bacon on your shlong and get the family dog to lick it off. That always works well! :)
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That's not even fucking funny dude. What's wrong with you? :confused:
 
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westcoast555 said:
Sounds like you're going too high-tech.

Get a 'Fleshlight'...

Or smear bacon on your shlong and get the family dog to lick it off. That always works well! :)
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What's your dog's fav. brand of bacon :D?
 
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Product Name: Realistic Artificial Vagina
Model Number: VP1015
Place of Origin: China

Silicone vagina and anus with hands that spread the lips.

ready to use happy boy home alone version may cause sensation in some cases use your own risk. no warranty, and no returns.
 
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Ewe gross about the dog!!!!! lol.


Umn...well I can't tell you what one to buy however...

Sometimes after good sex even if I orgasmed later I masturbate to the memory of that goodtime...

I think masturbation is one of life's treasures!

I love to watch a guy masturbate and actually I would love to watch a guy use one of those pocket pussies...

would definitely be a one of the kinkier experiences!

xo
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tarzana said:
Was recently given one by Ashley Sweet but broke it after a week's worth of use.One of the special beads fell out and there were tears in the plastic.

I found it too be quite fun and bought a different kind at a local sex shop and found it was irritating my dick after the heavy use I was giving it even with this special lube I was using so I had to throw that one out as well.

I also found them to be VERY tight on my average sized penis and it felt like I was getting strangled when I was coming.

Basically I'm asking for helpful advice on getting full enjoyment out of them because they're great practice.
And everyone is more than welcome to make any jokes.

tarzana
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Send a PM to HubbaHubba...he cracks a load into one everyday, to keep from going completely mental. Unfortunately, he considers them real but I guess to each their own...In fact, in HubbaHubba's case it's given him incredible swagger, even with his Star Wars outfits in public and Spock like hair style...
 
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P.e.t.c.h.

There is a fundraiser in the Van. area for P.E.T.C.H. (People for the ethical treatment of cock hounds) Donations will be on a sliding scale. $10. a ticket unless you only have $5. Then you pay $5.

Petch in to keep cock hounds safe!
 
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Hey, that Gravitas/Imus character on "the other board" uses one all the time!

I think he actually prefers it to real women now because he has a rather small penis.

So I guess there is a market out there, a rather small market...
or market for the small!

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westcoast555

I do hope everyone realizes that was a joke!

Jodie said:
That was fricken funny! LMAO :D

Did someone hit a nerve with the bacon comment? :p :)
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I think it bothers some people because it's not kosher. One can always use a different meat product.

It's not advisable to use kibble's n bits though... has a tendency to fall off the shlong... unless you employ the adhesive qualities of peanut butter...
 
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westcoast555

my attempt a levity

Ashley_Sweet said:
That is FRIGGEN FUNNY! :p

Thanks for the laugh and a half! Made my day Guys! I'm still bustin' up!
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Glad somebody gets my twisted humour.

If you can't be a sick fuck on this board where can you do it?

If I say shit like that at work I'll get in trouble :)
 
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Anybody ever tried a RealDoll? They're creepily realistic. I think they make just vaginas or torsos too, for the guy who wants that realistic look & feel but can't afford a full body... You can even heat them up to make them body temperature...

http://www.realdoll.com

On the topic of the ultimate sex toy, check out the Sybian. They are sex machines & they make them for both men & women.

Personally I prefer my hand as a masturbation tool. Or I've heard you can always use your left hand so you can pretend it's somebody else, (yeah, a retarded somebody else :D )
 
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westcoast555

Violet said:
Anybody ever tried a RealDoll? They're creepily realistic. I think they make just vaginas or torsos too, for the guy who wants that realistic look & feel but can't afford a full body... You can even heat them up to make them body temperature...

http://www.realdoll.com

On the topic of the ultimate sex toy, check out the Sybian. They are sex machines & they make them for both men & women.

Personally I prefer my hand as a masturbation tool. Or I've heard you can always use your left hand so you can pretend it's somebody else, (yeah, a retarded somebody else :D )
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No... I believe in internet slang you need to do 'the stranger'. That's when you fall asleep on your arm and your arm is asleep and you can't feel it. You give yourself a quick handjob and it feels like it's somebody else.

they say it's the utlimate sexual thrill!
 
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