Another gay cowboy

[Randy Whorewald]

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?" !

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."

 

[DJLAW]

good one!

i cant even imagine what eating even a quarter of that would do to an anus.

ugh.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

It seems a timely story what with the Bareback Mountain movie being out now.

 

[hitrack]

that guys got nothing on my last run to NCIX for parts. Hit McD's as usual and squared away 2 BM's and a large Coca-Cola. Back to surrey (about 20min drive) and that fukkin MCPukes already dropped into the lower chamber!!!

 

[BigBlue]

Randy...

you field a lot of super posts.....but on a site that is very open about sexuality...doesn't it seem a poor choice/in poor taste to joke about HIV, anal sex, and sexual orientation? After all, "different strokes for different folks," right?

 

[dick slap]

you field a lot of super posts.....but on a site that is very open about sexuality...doesn't it seem a poor choice/in poor taste to joke about HIV, anal sex, and sexual orientation? After all, "different strokes for different folks," right?

BB,

You may of missed the point - he was making fun of cowboys

 

[Randy Whorewald]

you field a lot of super posts.....but on a site that is very open about sexuality...doesn't it seem a poor choice/in poor taste to joke about HIV, anal sex, and sexual orientation? After all, "different strokes for different folks," right?

Not at all Big Blue. On the contrary, the more often you can get the message out (even if subliminally), for people to play safe the better off we will all be.

 

[BigBlue]

Fair enough, Randy