A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton and Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
The man replies, "About four litres"
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Paul Martin, Stephen Harper, Jack Layton and Gilles Duceppe. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?
The man replies, "About four litres"
