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AMY: a Review

Bare

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Sep 12, 2006
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Just got back from holidays last week, and was surprised with some of the new talent on EC. I imediately was taken by Amy's pictures, I thought of contacting her ASAP as I knew she would attract alot of attention. I first decided to check Perb, to see if anyone had seen her yet and if there was any good info on her. One thread, that went on & on, but didn't really answer my questions. So I decided to put caution to the wind and TOFT. I contacted Amy by e-main on Thur. about setting up a meeting for Monday during the day. She got back to me the next day Fri. She said to give her a call about 11: am Monday morning. So I did, she answered her phone after a couple of rings and we decided to meet around 3 pm in the afternoon as I had an appt. downtown. I called her again at 2:30, she was incalling at the "BIG A', she gave me her room number and I said I'd be there in about 15 minutes. I arrived & knocked on her door, after a moment she answered, I was greeted by a very young brunette (as pictured in her EC ad), she was wearing short denium dress, fish net stockings, high black leather boots & a sleevless top. But something was not right. She seemed very quite, I thought maybe shy. She didn't talk much as I asked her how she was and what she'd been doing, trying to make conversation. I handed over my evelope (2 brown is her hourly rate), she took the envelope, looked inside, sat down on the bed and proceeded to put the money into her purse. I'm thinking to myself, not what I would do and not very professional. It should have been a clue as to what was to come (or not to come). She got up and proceeded to get undressed, so I joined her in getting undressed. I'm thinking to myself that this girl really seems out of it, I hope on the bed in underwear, she joins me in hers, we're sort of cuddling together, it felt very ockword. She showed no interest or desire. I again started talking and stroking her arm, she started to remove my underwear, then covered me, removed her panties and got on top. I asked if she was wet enough, she said yes, I asked if she would like DATY, she said no, she just did a very slow grind, looked like she was half asleep, I had to remove her bra, so I could play with her nice little breasts, hopeing to get some heat out of her. All of asudden her phone rings, and she hopes off me to answer it. she tell whoever that she'll be done soon and to phone back. She hangs up and remounts me like nothing happened. I laying there totally dumbfounded and totally convinced that she's on something. Just no heat or energy from her at all. I asked her what her favorite postion was, she responed bent over, so we switched to doggie, this seemed to get a liitle response from her with a few moans. I soon shot my loud and told her, I pulled out & went to the bathroom to clean up. I came back to find Amy getting dressed. I said to her, so what should we do next, she replyed that she had another customer coming, I'm thinking to myself, don't even bother, just walk away. And I did.
Paid her 2 browns, up front - Mistake. Should have recognised she was high - Mistake. Don't make the same mistake I did. Avoid this girl. Not worth the trouble. She could be pretty good based on looks (pretty young) nice body. But she needs to clean herself up (If she is on drugs, I don't know), but based on my experience today (Monday, April 02,07) that's my opinion.

Bare
 

Babar

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May 19, 2004
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This is reflective of my time spent with her at EB/TO... very mechanical, not at all interested in talking or pretending she was into it. Did about 2 minutes of oral before claiming to have a sore jaw from "all the blowjobs" and then nearly jerked the skin off my dick!

Vowed to never repeat. In spite of her hot young body.
 

blazejowski

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Dec 20, 2004
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As a general rule of thumb I never go see an SP unless she has a website that has more info, or I've done my research here on Perb...
 

mikeoman

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Jul 20, 2006
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Thanks for the public service, Bare. We owe you one.

If I'm not mistaken, SexyBoy was on here a week or two ago, raving about her (used to be called Taylor at EB). If drug-addicted zombies is what he's recommending to us, I'll be sure to stay clear of any of his favourites. :rolleyes:
 

SexyBoy

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Oct 2, 2006
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She doesn't like this line of work with some of the guys she has been meeting. I can understand where she is coming from. I mean imagine if you were a escort and the gross girls you might run into. She should really just say no to those guys. I think she is just afraid of the way they might react.

I do know that she is a Safe girl. There are a lot of unsafe guys out there that always want stuff. Example DATY that is very unsafe.

For me she totally gets into it.
 
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therealrex

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May 19, 2004
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Yeah if you guys weren't such dirty bastards she wouldn't need to take smack. :rolleyes: In the future please try and be more like Sexyboy
 

trebrep

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Sep 26, 2005
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Bare facts

Bare,

Thanks for the detailed review. This type of review saves us all from potential disaster.

If she needs help for her drug habit, I hope she finds it. Most of the SP's I've dealt with are NOT on drugs. If I sense they are high, I give 'em the $ and run. It is indicative of a bad scene that could get ugly for all involved. It is better to just leave without your money, but with your life. I always imagine some pusher/pimp kicking a door in while we're in mid stroke and having to run for my life. Ugh.

Thanks again
 

Dik Horton

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Nov 17, 2006
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I guess this is good advertisement for the glorious, slightly older, a LOT more professional, clear minded SPs out there eh?

I have limited experience in Winnipeg, but Kerry, Oshean & Kyra Rivers are all FANTASTIC in their own unique ways.

They are also reliable, clean and clear minded.

I won't be wasting time with Amy - no matter how hot she looks. I hope she cleans up her life.
 

Vroomfondel

Rear Admiral
Oct 27, 2006
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The Pacific Rim
Thank you Bare

Dear Bare,

Winnipeg hobbyists owe you tremendous thanks. Your experience reinforces my bias against SPs under, say, 25 years old. Mildly put, they provide perfunctory and uninspiring sexual experiences. They either have rosy preconceived notions about this business (which are soon shattered) or arrogantly assume that just because they have a hot young bod, guys will put up with their mediocre "service." Fear not, fellow Peg-pooners. With all of the excellent providers in this blessed town, Amy won't last long.

Perhaps each city represented on PERB needs an annual award for "best TOFTT"? The prize can be a free session with an SP of the winner's choice.

VF
 

Mchatte

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Sep 21, 2004
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You'd think they'd at least pretend they like you or don't mind you for the time you're paying. Anyone that sees clients can't tell you they like everyone.

I don't know how many times I've hung up the phone or the minute an annoying client leaves my office I kind of mutter, "fuck off you cocksucking asshole"! They don't hear me (I hope) and at least I get the satisfaction of releasing some of my pent up anguish from pretending I was interested in their diaper filled brats or snotty chubby wife or was oblivious to their rotten b.o.

There are enough SPs with consistenly great reviews without delving into "could be good enoughs". The ones that are deceiptful, dishonest, uncommunicative, non-responsive, lacking of hygiene and obviously only interested in cash will soon go the way of the dodo bird.

M
 
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