Carman Fox

Alisha Review

Jason Bourne

New member
Mar 12, 2008
77
0
0
I actually saw her add on Craigs List but Alisha has a add on EC , I need to start off by saying that I love a good erotic massage so when I saw her add on Craigslist she hit all the right notes with me, here is her add:

I am fit an have beautiful seductive brown eyes & a Gorgeous face. I also treat people the way I like to be treated. With respect, the way people should be treated.
I massage you from your neck to your toes and everything in between. I do it in such a way that raises you to a very early peak of excitement, but does not have you go over your peak early.When you are at that special peak point, you are generating the most energy possible. I then MOVE THE ENERGY away from your core, spreading up your torso and down your thighs, massaging it thru your muscles.

You feel this wonderful tingling orgasmic sensation spread thru your body. That calms your core down a bit and I can then re-stimulate you to a new peak.


So what I was hoping for was a tantric type massage with full service, now that I have provided the preface let me get on with the review.

I called Alisha this afternoon and asked her when she would be available and she said in half hour, I made my way to her incall location near the U of W, I called her when I arrived and she said she was not ready and she needed 10 or 15 minutes so I drove around the block (one tip ladies, punctuality = professionalism) a few times, she greeted me at the door and we walked up to her suite. She advertised her weight @ 129lbs but I would add 10 or 15 to be more accurate
I asked to use the washroom to freshen up and shower as it is quite muggy today but no light bulb so it was pitch black,(she was aware of this)and without making any crude jokes about how many s/p does it take to change a light bulb I groped around for a face cloth (I hope it was clean) and washed up.
Alisha was wearing a black bra and pantry thing and asked me to lie down and she started massaging me, she obviously believes she is a good measure
but it was NOTHING like the the experience she advertised, after about 15 or 20 minutes of a really crappy massage and lots of yakity yak I asked her if she was going to get undressed....she took her top off, I asked if she allowed daty and she said "well a little bit" what ever that means, I took it upon my self to turn over and asked her to take her panties off and she reluctantly finally did, every time I started to touch her shaved Kitty she shifted positions so I didn't even do the daty, anyway she started talking about BBBJ and mentioned she does it for a few of her regulars that she 'connects' with like you and me she said and then she proceeded to slip on a condom (WTF??) so I said what about the triple b we were just talking about and she says next time, so she is giving me a pretty good blow job and all of a sudden she looks like she is going to puke (it's not me boys & girls I am super hygienic) apparently she decided to use a condom with the spermicide and I guess it doesn't taste e so good, she should have stuck with bbbj. We finished in the missionary position, msog was offered but I declined, to be honest I was pretty flaccid through out the whole experience.
I left disappointed and definitely would not repeat, If I would have got the tantric type massage she advertised then I would have overlooked the other negative points. I should also mention she left the TV on the whole time, a real turn off for me.
I saw Channel Exclusive a while back, now she knows how to give a authentic tantric massage.

Alisha as I mentioned has a add on EC and Craigs List, her rate is $180.00 and I gave her a extra $20 for a $200.00 session
 
Last edited:

Jethro Bodine

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2009
4,441
1,795
113
Beverly Hills. In the Kitchen eatin' vittles.
Too bad about your experience.
I'm personally getting sick and tired of these girls who get into this profession who have no f**king idea what constitutes good sex. They think that a half-assed effort is acceptable. It always seems to happen in the summer when school is out and all these lame providers show up thinking that this can be their summer job.

I'm going to start calling up some of these girls and in a nice but firm way telling them that they had better shape up or ship out. I figure 1/2 of them won't care (and we should ban together to make sure they don't get any clients) but maybe the other 1/2 just need some proper coaching.
 

marvinjenkins

Banned
Sep 21, 2007
26
0
0
I agree totally with u jethro. I don't post much but I have seen many girls over the last few years from all the sites and although cl gets a bad rap, I have had good and bad experiences from all the sites.

I saw Alisha when she first started on ec and her 200 for one hour was in and out in 20 minutes no second shot and bad service all around.

My latest fave (note sarcasm) was was 20 year old bbw who wanted 250 for one hour. She said her rate higher because amatuer girls can charge more. When I asked her weight, she was 250, so with that great attitude I had to reply, am I getting charged by the hour or the lb.

There are some gems, an there are some real bad sp's, to bad the poorer ones do not get some tips.
 
Ashley Madison
Vancouver Escorts