Alice 7743 - Prostate

[mitchrapp89]

Has anyone seen Alice the prostate lady recently? I read her old thread but that was locked back in 2016 and there have been no new posts about her since... From the last thread people said she was crazy about Jesus but that it was a very interesting experience, so I was curious and wanted to check it out myself, as I've never had a prostate massage.

From texting her the other day it appears she is no longer in a New West high rise, but in a regular house in Burnaby near Edmonds. Her ad is saying $90 for full body + prostate + HJ.

If anyone has seen her recently, is she still insane? What's her service like now?

 

[DangerousDan]

There ain’t no cure for crazy. Just enjoy the ride.

 

[pilkington]

Dispite the crazy, is her prostate massage the best out there? Seems like too many offer prostate milking and in reality its just a barely moving finger and not much effort actually milking the prostate.

 

[dyermaker]

Saw her a couple of years back. Completely crazy! I was so close to walking out with her religious rants, but I was going through a bad period of prostatisis and desperate to see if a prostate massage would help. She was listening at a loud volume to a recording of some preacher guy doing some militant sermon in the background.
At some point she was trying to get me on my knees taking my hands in hers to pray in order to rid me of the evil spirits from my heathen lifestyle that were infecting my prostate. LOL. Really F'd up shit. I recall once she got to work on the prostate massage it wasn't bad but during the massage she was eerily chanting some ancient mantra . At this time I was vulnerable and fearful at any moment she could snap and pull out a blade and sacrifice me in the name of Jesus...And I'm not kidding I was seriously scared! Haven't been that scared since at around 10 years old my older sister and her boyfriend took me with them to a "drive in" showing the Exorcist..

 

[dontbeacuck]

do not stop just simply avoid at all costs she is bat shit crazy its not worth her massage and HJ there are PLENTY MORE SANE options out there dont take the plunge

 

[razr2krzr]

When people tell me to stay away and avoid from bat shit crazy ladies, I must admit, I do get intrigued.
Booked appt with her was no problem.
Got to her place and into the house I go and into a room with a massage table, clothes rack and chair.
She gets me to sit on the chair and feels my pulse in my wrist and starts the diagnostics.
Tells me I’m stressed and cannot sleep well. She will help me with that.
Tells me to take a shower first. I do. Solo. Back in the room.
Gets me to lay chest down as she starts to use a blow dryer to warm up my back, butt and legs, tells me its super good to keep warm as the heat keeps away bad demons.
She then uses some sort of tool to roll from the center of my back in an outwards motion in all direction and says this is good for you but the marks may stay for a few days. Yikes!
She starts rubbing her hands on my backside and then light touch my sack.
After that she tell me to get on my knees and get in the doggy position so she can work her magic. I was not ready or use to this part where she sticks her finger in my butt so clenched up and she said if your not ready for that then flip over.
So I flip and she tells me she is going to be using Johnson’s baby oil cuz there’s no bad things in there and they use it on babies so it must be true.
She starts with some in her hands and then places her hands on my stick and just starts to work it wanting me to finish. Facially I couldn’t look at her and get hard so I closed my eyes and thought of my go to porn star.
She stays fully clothed.
After finishing me she says that was a huge load that needed to come out.
Took another solo shower and then headed to the front door with her. Noticed a whole wall full of Yeezy boxes in the living room. Guess massage business is slowing down and needs to make income some other way.
No bat shit crazy experience with me nor any ritual/spiritual seance, speaking in tongues experience with me.

Recommendation: save your money fellas.
Damage: $90 and the shame I feel having to give $90 for that experience.

 

[Heyyyyyitsjason]

Just finished a session with Alice. She is at I-spa of all places now. Stopped working out of her basement place. She seems to have mellowed out a bit....no more preaching. Doesn't fit the scene I guess. She seems a little more relaxed now. For guys who don't know her she has been reviewed. A quirky older lady. Her massage is weak. I keep going back a couple times a year because she does a great prostate/hj combo. She seems to know prostates. Basically a check up with a hj. I paid the $30/30 for the room and paid Alice $50. There was one husky white girl at the door and I caught a glimpse of the back of a nice figured asian lady with long hair. Coco I am guessing. Anyway, just posting for the older guys who might be into prostate massage.

Hey Old School, was her prostate massage still good?
Thanks!

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Yes, Alice the Libido Master.
I saw her at the basement place early 2019. As I recall it was a really cold night and her basement wasn't that much warmer. That hair dryer to warm up was pretty welcome. Everything about this visit was CLINICAL. As she was taking my blood pressure sitting there listening to her go on about how blood flows I was thinking this is a wanna be nurse/doctor type but hell I'm in for whatever so do the do.

razr2krzr Your description was pretty much what she did to me, but she got me up on all 4's then started working my butt with her gloved and greased up fingers then reached around and started working the twins. Things were Ok until she whacked my ass with some kind of paddle. Then again and again, I told her keep doing the prostate and hj thing but please do not spank me ... she lectured something more about blood, warmth that kind of thing. Then I flipped over and she started working big jim and kept that finger up my butt working the prostate. She did some kind of slow jerk then moved to jack hammer speed then stopped. I don't know maybe 6, 7 times which could have been OK if there was just any kind of sensuality in the mix. Anyway by concentrating really hard about my times as a 16 yr old and doing my paper route when Mrs Erb the horned up widow at the end of the block had me help her out once or twice a week, I popped. And Ms Alice went on and on about how semen was milk and it was important and some other shit. No shower but she did clean me up with warm cloths.

All in all I agree with old school, the prostate work is good. No repeat for me as the vibe lacked anything sensual but it got the job done for $90.

 

[nickcan]

Yes, Alice the Libido Master.
I saw her at the basement place early 2019. As I recall it was a really cold night and her basement wasn't that much warmer. That hair dryer to warm up was pretty welcome. Everything about this visit was CLINICAL. As she was taking my blood pressure sitting there listening to her go on about how blood flows I was thinking this is a wanna be nurse/doctor type but hell I'm in for whatever so do the do.

razr2krzr Your description was pretty much what she did to me, but she got me up on all 4's then started working my butt with her gloved and greased up fingers then reached around and started working the twins. Things were Ok until she whacked my ass with some kind of paddle. Then again and again, I told her keep doing the prostate and hj thing but please do not spank me ... she lectured something more about blood, warmth that kind of thing. Then I flipped over and she started working big jim and kept that finger up my butt working the prostate. She did some kind of slow jerk then moved to jack hammer speed then stopped. I don't know maybe 6, 7 times which could have been OK if there was just any kind of sensuality in the mix. Anyway by concentrating really hard about my times as a 16 yr old and doing my paper route when Mrs Erb the horned up widow at the end of the block had me help her out once or twice a week, I popped. And Ms Alice went on and on about how semen was milk and it was important and some other shit. No shower but she did clean me up with warm cloths.

All in all I agree with old school, the prostate work is good. No repeat for me as the vibe lacked anything sensual but it got the job done for $90.

Not any more, $160-$180/hour now.
She is the Mei-Ling of the massage world, zero attractiveness.

 

[pilkington]

Yeah. I was curious and on the fence back when her rates were lower but at this new price I won't be trying her out.

 

[TOAO]

Any recent feedback on her hj/release skills?

 

[Und3rtheradar]

Saw Alice recently in her new digs in a highrise next to the Burger Heaven in New West. Feels like she is working for someone who recognizes her talent but wants her to rush clients through, because even though I paid for half an hour I was out of there inside of 20 minutes, and that includes 2 showers. I didn't mind at the time b/c I was a bit strapped for time but I can't keep getting short changed like that, you know?