I awoke this morning to the realization that my Penis can communicate with me telepathically..............who knew?!?!?
I learned a lot about him this morning, he enjoys sports (women's beach vollyball is his favorite), he REALLY enjoys surfing the web, and his favorite artisit is Georgia O'Keefe.
During our communication he requested that I pass a message onto all the Vaginas in the world, and I quote "THANK YOU.....Thank you for being beautiful, snuggly and warm......art in it's purest form".
Now my Penis realizes that there are many of you Vaginas in the world, but he is completely sincere when says he intends on visiting each and every one of you to thank you personally....so please be patient.
Whooa, it's such a beautiful fuckin' day I think i'll take him down to Wreck so he can get some air.
I learned a lot about him this morning, he enjoys sports (women's beach vollyball is his favorite), he REALLY enjoys surfing the web, and his favorite artisit is Georgia O'Keefe.
During our communication he requested that I pass a message onto all the Vaginas in the world, and I quote "THANK YOU.....Thank you for being beautiful, snuggly and warm......art in it's purest form".
Now my Penis realizes that there are many of you Vaginas in the world, but he is completely sincere when says he intends on visiting each and every one of you to thank you personally....so please be patient.
Whooa, it's such a beautiful fuckin' day I think i'll take him down to Wreck so he can get some air.
