A Soldier Came To A Fork In The Road And Saw A Nun Standing There. He Asked Her, "please Sister, May I Hide Under Your Skirt For A Few Minutes. I'll Explain Later."
The Nun Agreed To His Request. Shortly Thereafter, The Two Mp's Came Running Along And Asked Her If She Had Seen A Soldier Running Down The Road. She Replied, "he Went That Way."
After The Mp's Disappeared, The Soldier Crawled Out From Under Her Skirt And Said, "i Can't Thank You Enough Sister, But You See, I Don't Want To Go To Iraq."
The Nun Said She Understood.
The Gi Said, "i Hope You Don't Think I'm Rude Or Impertinet, But You Have The Most Beautiful Pair Of Legs I've Ever Seen!"
The Nun Replied, "if You Looked A Little Higher, You Would Have Seen The Most Beautiful Pair Of Testicles You've Ever Seen!
I Don't Want To Go To Iraq Either!"
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The Nun Agreed To His Request. Shortly Thereafter, The Two Mp's Came Running Along And Asked Her If She Had Seen A Soldier Running Down The Road. She Replied, "he Went That Way."
After The Mp's Disappeared, The Soldier Crawled Out From Under Her Skirt And Said, "i Can't Thank You Enough Sister, But You See, I Don't Want To Go To Iraq."
The Nun Said She Understood.
The Gi Said, "i Hope You Don't Think I'm Rude Or Impertinet, But You Have The Most Beautiful Pair Of Legs I've Ever Seen!"
The Nun Replied, "if You Looked A Little Higher, You Would Have Seen The Most Beautiful Pair Of Testicles You've Ever Seen!
I Don't Want To Go To Iraq Either!"
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